Madonna

[Yeagermeister]

I never remember her being sexy, unless skanky= sexy.

It works for Bob. Sometimes you have to take what you can get. :laugh2:

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Age I guess. Possibly some drug use. Who knows.

But she was never attractive in the first place. I never understood the whole crowd that thought she was attractive.

 

[Faerluna]

It's not drug use at all.

When she and Guy Ritchie were divorcing it came out that she is on some crazy diet that prohibits just about anything enjoyable and had everyone in the family on it, which drove Guy crazy. He's apparently a cheeseburger kind of guy.

She also has a punishing workout routine that she spends hours a day doing, which was also a big issue in their marriage. They never really spent quality time together.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I think the only time I found her pretty was when she was dressed up like Monroe in that material girl video.

 

[Chief]

Madonkey.

She was adorable for about a month back in 1981. Since then, she's been the reverse Micheal Jackson. She can't sing. Can't act. She's as ugly as hand-made soap. She somehow lived off of fad after fad after fad........until she ran out of fads.

She has nothing left but some fake Euro accent and the usual badmouthing of everything America. She has to adopt children because no man would "do" this bag of puss.

Whenever I think of Madonkey, Cindy Lauper comes to mind. Because they both came along at the same time and brought a similar gig to the scene. Cindy Lauper is a MUCH bigger class act and talent than Madonkey could ever be. Too bad that Madonkey found a way to get famous through fads and gigs and shock, while the talented Lauper took a back seat to this charlatin.

Nice rant. Well done.

 

[theogt]

I laugh every time I read "Madonkey."

 

[Faerluna]

Madonkey.

She was adorable for about a month back in 1981. Since then, she's been the reverse Micheal Jackson. She can't sing. Can't act. She's as ugly as hand-made soap. She somehow lived off of fad after fad after fad........until she ran out of fads.

She has nothing left but some fake Euro accent and the usual badmouthing of everything America. She has to adopt children because no man would "do" this bag of puss.

Whenever I think of Madonkey, Cindy Lauper comes to mind. Because they both came along at the same time and brought a similar gig to the scene. Cindy Lauper is a MUCH bigger class act and talent than Madonkey could ever be. Too bad that Madonkey found a way to get famous through fads and gigs and shock, while the talented Lauper took a back seat to this charlatin.

Two of her children, Lourdes and Rocco, are her biological children. Lourdes from Carlos Leon and Rocco from Guy Ritchie.

But carry on.

 

[big dog cowboy]

She needs to eat at Smashburger.

 

[Yeagermeister]

She needs to eat at Smashburger.

It would probably kill her

 

[ArmyCowboy]

It's not drug use at all.

When she and Guy Ritchie were divorcing it came out that she is on some crazy diet that prohibits just about anything enjoyable and had everyone in the family on it, which drove Guy crazy. He's apparently a cheeseburger kind of guy.

She also has a punishing workout routine that she spends hours a day doing, which was also a big issue in their marriage. They never really spent quality time together.

This is a problem?

She's got money and she's off doing her thing. You drop the hammer on it every now and then and don't have to sit around and discuss feelings.

Sounds like heaven to me.

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

This is a problem?

She's got money and she's off doing her thing. You drop the hammer on it every now and then and don't have to sit around and discuss feelings.

Sounds like heaven to me.

Until she wraps those Iggy Pop arms around you to cuddle!

 

[ArmyCowboy]

Cuddle?

What is this "cuddle" you speak of?

 

[Faerluna]

Cuddle?

What is this "cuddle" you speak of?

Lemme guess. You're single, right?

 

[ArmyCowboy]

Lemme guess. You're single, right?

Nope, been married 16 years.

I found a non-cuddler.