Magic 8 Ball Predicts Cowboys/Commanders Game

[rcaldw]

Lets see the 8 ball is 5-4, and our record is???????

Maybe the 8 ball prediction is deadly accurate in a way we aren't picking up on?

 

[Seven]

i'm just the messenger...

DEATH to the messenger!!! Sorry Dave. Gotta be done. Hos has dibs on the eight ball. :

 

[Seven]

Lets see the 8 ball is 5-4, and our record is???????

Maybe the 8 ball prediction is deadly accurate in a way we aren't picking up on?

Dude. On soooo many levels............

 

[justbob]

i'm just the messenger...

You have the inside track --the ball trust you --once you get close to it --hit the dang thing with a big hammer

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

i'm just the messenger...

LIES!!!!

You are a dirty enabler.

:

 

[TheCount]

Lets see the 8 ball is 5-4, and our record is???????

Maybe the 8 ball prediction is deadly accurate in a way we aren't picking up on?

It's not 5-4, he is interpreting "Maybe's" to mean the ball was right.

 

[Seven]

We need to re-group here folks. The Magic 8 Ball needs a seminar. And quickly.

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

Dang it 8-ball!

 

[bbgun]

Remember when David Letterman used to toss objects off a tall building?

 

[Seven]

Remember when David Letterman used to toss objects off a tall building?

**Note to HTD.......do not ask the 8 ball. Otherwise it'll never happen. Just toss it**

 

[Hypnotoad]

The 8 Ball will have a .500 record no matter what happens. It will average out somewhere in the middle no matter we go 13-3 or 3-13. Since its 5-4 right now, it should be getting a loss this week to go 5-5.

 

[HighTechDave]

Magic 8 Ball is 5-5

(excellent)

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Magic 8 Ball is 5-5

(excellent)

You got lucky, you missed out on an embarrassing emergency room visit.

The messenger lives another day: