Magic 8 Ball Predicts Cowboys/Jets Game

HighTechDave

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Magic 8 Ball is 5-4, and was injured last week.

here we go for this weeks prediction

"Will the Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Jets Thursday?"

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Well there you have it. We might as well start believing Skip Bayless and jump off a cliff, according to the Magic 8 Ball
 

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Before people get all in a tizzy..

This season...

50.77% A Dog picking teams at random
49.23% Non-Sports-Fan picking winners based on logo
48.46% A Coin Toss
42.31% Picking winners from a Hat

So 5-4 55% is about to become 50% closer to its statistical probability.
 

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:bow: oh hail, all mighty magic 8-ball, i am your loyal and humble believer :bow:



:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
 

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HighTechDave;1781211 said:
Magic 8 Ball is 5-4, and was injured last week.

here we go for this weeks prediction

"Will the Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Jets Thursday?"

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Well there you have it. We might as well start believing Skip Bayless and jump off a cliff, according to the Magic 8 Ball
I think Magic 8 Ball should be brought into the shop for some service. He is not performing to well, as of late.
 

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Magic 8 ball faked an injury ..... so he forfeited last week ..... so he is now 5-5

Same record as the lowly Commanders .....

So we cannot trust the magic 8 Ball ...... He sucks
 

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dcowboysfan76;1781264 said:
Magic 8 Ball is a reincarnation of Jimmy "The Greek"

Jimmy would have stated the Magic 8 ball is manufactured to perform better.

:D
 

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zrinkill;1781285 said:
Magic 8 ball faked an injury ..... so he forfeited last week ..... so he is now 5-5

Same record as the lowly Commanders .....

So we cannot trust the magic 8 Ball ...... He sucks

so what u are saying is that when the going got tough.....the 8-ball pulled up lame and sat out ala McChunky over there in Philly?
 

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Biggems;1781318 said:
so what u are saying is that when the going got tough.....the 8-ball pulled up lame and sat out ala McChunky over there in Philly?

Yes ..... when he got 2 in a row wrong I saw him start his limping to the huddle routine.

:D
 

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I have some lunch wagers with Jets fans ... except I have to give them a 14 point spread. That's sick!!!
 

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The 8-ball is doing 8-balls. Drug testing will conclusively prove this, and a lifetime ban will ensue.

8-ball apologists will blame his upbringing.
 

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HighTechDave;1781211 said:
Magic 8 Ball is 5-4, and was injured last week.
My weekly update.........

So far I'm 9-1 picking the Cowboys games and I'm going with them again tomorrow.
 

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zeromaster;1781416 said:
The 8-ball is doing 8-balls. Drug testing will conclusively prove this, and a lifetime ban will ensue.

8-ball apologists will blame his upbringing.

Name me 5 other 8-balls which you think are better. You're just an 8-Ball hater with an agenda.
 

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Eddie;1781371 said:
I have some lunch wagers with Jets fans ... except I have to give them a 14 point spread. That's sick!!!
Here's to hoping you eat free for a long time.
 

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jgboys1;1781248 said:
I think Magic 8 Ball should be brought into the shop for some service. He is not performing to well, as of late.

I'll just use it for target practice.......nothing like an exploding 8-ball
 

HighTechDave

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welp, that Magic 8 Ball has sucked bigtime.

wonder what it will predict Thursday???
 
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