Magic 8 Ball Predicts Cowboys /Seahawks Game

[HighTechDave]

The Magic 8 Balls record is 4-6 for the season.

With disgust, I queried the Magic 8 Ball for this all important question that has been on our minds all week:

"Will the Cowboys beat the Seahawks on Thursday???"

Answer:

So there you have it, the Magic 8 Ball's sources say the Outlook is not so good for a Cowboys win.


(stupid magic 8 ball)

 

[Don Corleone]

:shoot3: Death to the Magic 8 ball!



:laugh2:

 

[1fisher]

Good ol' 8ball

:8ball:

 

[zeroburrito]

this is good news for us. the ball is wrong more times than right. we shall win!

 

[justbob]

There is no magic 8 ball ---the ball is a front for HTD who is a closet Commander fan --We must take Dave to have him deprogrammed or just take him out

 

[sacowboysfan513]

One day, I'm going kidnap the 8ball, tie it to a chair, and make it watch me play pool with a bunch of his friends. Make it suffer.

It thinks its so special because it can pull answers out of its butt, literally. But I don't see it that way. It's just as plain as the other balls.

Ugh....I CAN'T STAND THE ARROGANCE!!! This egotistical, self-absorbed, maniac needs to be put to sleep.

 

[big dog cowboy]

The Magic 8 Balls record is 4-6 for the season.

 

[HighTechDave]

I just asked the Swami Shaggy, and he said "Zoinks, No Way!", so were screwed

http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/scooby/askswami/index.html

i'm currently waiting on an email response from Swami Pyjami

 

[ZeroClub]

Dave, you really are asking your Magic 8 Ball, aren't you?

I mean, this would be a colossal waste of time if you were asking one of your other balls.

 

[zeromaster]

Dave, you really are asking your Magic 8 Ball, aren't you?

I mean, this would be a colossal waste of time if you were asking one of your other balls.

You just had to go there...

 

[Real1st]

Dave just retire the Magic 8 ball.

 

[HighTechDave]

Dave just retire the Magic 8 ball.

I'm about to.

BTW, I messed up on his record. should be 4-7

 

[rynochop]

I hate the 8 ball, and i hate even more that I have to come here and see what it predicted.

 

[Sarge]

I'm about ready to do something very bad with your Magic 8 Ball.

 

[DaBoys4Life]

hmmm 4-7 and where 7-4.....here comes 8-4!!!!!!!!!1

 

[TwentyOne]

The Magic 8 Balls record is 4-6 for the season.

With disgust, I queried the Magic 8 Ball for this all important question that has been on our minds all week:

"Will the Cowboys beat the Seahawks on Thursday???"

Answer:

So there you have it, the Magic 8 Ball's sources say the Outlook is not so good for a Cowboys win.


(stupid magic 8 ball)

I could have told that on my own that Microsoft Outlook is not that good.

But how about the game ? :

 

[jackrussell]

The Magic 8 Balls record is 4-6 for the season.

What...did it have a bye week?

 

[dallas_112678]

Are there ties in the 8-balls record? because it doesnt say for fact Yes or No but is just expressing its opinion of the surrounding circumustances thus making it a tie whatever the result?

 

[KingintheNorth]

Line of people waiting to finally deal with that 8-Ball...

:shoot3: :shoot2: :shoot1: :whip: :chainsaw:

 

[Extreme]

hmmm 4-7 and where 7-4.....here comes 8-4!!!!!!!!!1

Maybe the 4 correct choices it made were the 4 losses. I'd like to see it's record for picking wins vs picking losses.


**edit** just checked, and it isn't 4-7, it's 4-5. You can't count the 2 maybes either way, especially when you won one and lost one.

When picking a Dallas win, the 8 ball is 2-3, and when picking a loss it's 2-2. Fun, but unreliable like anything else.

You all laughed when I showed the sim score earlier this season, and it was off by like 2 points. For this game, sim shows the score 21-17 Dallas. Be happy, the sim is 31-4 on games around the league this season.