Magic 8 Ball Predicts the Cowboys / Rams Game

[HighTechDave]

Magic 8 Ball's record is 2-4, unless the Moderators think it should be 3-3 for that Cheesehead game.

ok, here we go...

"Will the Dallas Cowboys beat the St.Louis Rams this Sunday?"


Answer:

So there you go, "Maybe" we will win.

This Magic 8 Ball is starting to piss me off with these obscure answers, which have a hard time being put in the win/loss column. Goes to show it doesn't really know what this team is right now either.

:starspin

 

[Aesop]

wow...this is kinda gay..

 

[Hostile]

I still say the 8 ball is 3-3. I would like to point out that 2 of his losses are when he said we would win, so he has confidence in us.

 

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[Don Corleone]

:laugh2: These types of answers make me want to take a hammer to the Magic 8 Ball.

 

[CrazyCowboy]

What? are you kidding me?

 

[Phantom]

Magic 8 Ball's record is 2-4, unless the Moderators think it should be 3-3 for that Cheesehead game.

ok, here we go...

"Will the Dallas Cowboys beat the St.Louis Rams this Sunday?"


Answer:

So there you go, "Maybe" we will win.

This Magic 8 Ball is starting to piss me off with these obscure answers, which have a hard time being put in the win/loss column. Goes to show it doesn't really know what this team is right now either.

:starspin

I'm not a fan of the magic eight ball.

 

[1fisher]

:laugh2: These types of answers make me want to take a hammer to the Magic 8 Ball.

maybe there needs to be a emoticon/smilie for the 8 ball...

 

[1fisher]

wow...this is kinda gay..

why did you click on the link....

It's been around for a while now and most folks on the board get a kick out of it.... Pretty funny if you ask me!

 

[bbgun]

Keep shaking the damn thing 'til you get a definitive answer.

 

[1fisher]

Keep shaking the damn thing 'til you get a definitive answer.

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[zeromaster]

8-ball is useless. Maybe it's playing in the wrong scheme...

 

[DallasEast]

Keep shaking the damn thing 'til you get a definitive answer.

Waitasec...

You're wanting him to increase his exposure to lead poisoning???

You're a cruel man, bbgun. A cruel man.

 

[sacowboysfan513]

Threaten to put the eight ball on a pool table and see what answer it gives you.

 

[adamknite]

maybe there needs to be a emoticon/smilie for the 8 ball...

http://i143.***BLOCKED***/albums/r141/adamknite/basher_8ball.gif

 

[Seven]

I'm tellin' ya Dave, you ain't asking the questions right.............

 

[juck]

Jim Belushi rules.The 8 ball does not.

 

[LowTech]

The 8 ball is getting into the spirit of the political season. It doesn't want to offend anyone.

 

[ZeroClub]

"Maybe"

Does the Magic 8 Ball gamble?

"Maybe" makes sense if the Magic 8 Ball is trying to say that the Cowboys will win, but will not cover.

 

[jobberone]

You gotta love the eight ball. A diplomatic eight ball is a pleasure to be around.

I'd miss it.