Magic 8 Ball

[Hardline]

Lets ask the Ouija board instead

 

[TheCritic]

This is fantastic. I hope these are legit replies from the sorcery of the Magic 8 Ball!

They are legit. And to anyone who is "offended" by the predictions of a Canadian Magic 8 Ball, I say go try your luck with Mike Fisher and his words of wisdom

 

[GMO415]

Ask for the Powerball numbers.

 

[Sheepherder]

They are legit. And to anyone who is "offended" by the predictions of a Canadian Magic 8 Ball, I say go try your luck with Mike Fisher and his words of wisdom

I don't believe in Magic 8 ball nor anything that Mike Fisher says and most importantly, I don't believe in the tooth fairy.

 

[Typhus]

Here is what the Magic 8 Ball given to me by a Canadian has to say:

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys make the playoffs?
A: Signs point to yes

Q: Will Dak Prescott have an elite season?
A: Ask again later

Q: Will Tyler Smith have an All-Pro season at left guard?
A: Without a doubt

Q: Will the 2022 Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East?
A: Outlook good

Q: Will Ezekiel Elliot have a Pro Bowl season?
A: Don't count on it

Q: Will Micah Parsons win DPOY award?
A: It is certain

Q: Will Mike McCarthy return next year as head coach?
A: Better not tell you now

Q. Will CeeDee Lamb have an All-Pro season?
A. My sources say no

Q. Will Tony Pollard emerge as the #1 running back?
A. Outlook not so good

Q. Will the Dallas Cowboys make a major trade in 2022 involving high draft picks?
A. You may rely on it

I think its really cool, and would be very interesting to keep track of predictions during the entire season.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

I ran these questions by my psychic chicken. Here are her responses.

1. Squawk

2. Silence

3. Silence

4. Scratched dirt

5. Crapped

6. Pecked my hand

7. Pecked my hand again

8. Crapped

9. Ruffled feathers

10. Ran from the rooster

Sounds like you need to choke that chicken.

 

[Typhus]

Lets ask the Ouija board instead

NO NO NO dark forces my friend, get rid of it.

 

[Ranching]

You guys needs to stop playing with your balls.

 

[RodeoJake]

Sounds like you need to choke that chicken.

Nah. She's one of the few hens I have that's still laying thru this extreme heat.