Man orders prostitute, it turns out to be his wife

[haleyrules]

That's too funny. I had a family Doctor that once joked with me about his wife. He said...you know what.... if l caught another man with my Wife... l would give him a few bucks and tell him to go buy himself a good piece of tail.... l smile everytime l think about it! .

 

[Tabascocat]

It would have been easy for him to turn the tables fast. Just say "I knew it, this was a set-up and I suspected you would show up!"

 

[Ranching]

It would have been easy for him to turn the tables fast. Just say "I knew it, this was a set-up and I suspected you would show up!"

Speaking from experience? Lol

 

[Tabascocat]

Speaking from experience? Lol

I probably would not be alive if so

 

[DFWJC]

So he's facing charges for soliciting a prostitute but she's in the clear even though she IS a prostitute?

My first thought.

Not only that, but don't (on average) the prositutes actually sleep with way more people than the "johns"?
This guy may pay a hooker once a week, but his wife may be cashing in daily or even multi times daily

 

[darthseinfeld]

Didn't this happen on Family Guy lol

 

[Melonfeud]

I can imagine the utter and complete look of disappointment on his face ( and to a lesser extent probably hers also but her being a heartless devious *****,you never know, I stopped trying to figure them out a long time ago, once you realize every woman's a ***** of varying greater/lessor degrees)
And the dude probably chewed up two Viagra's 20 minutes before she showed up!,,,

 

[rynochop]

Another dumb law..not sure the difference between spending 100 bucks on dinner, drinks and a movie or just spending it on the thing your after.ha

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Another dumb law..not sure the difference between spending 100 bucks on dinner, drinks and a movie or just spending it on the thing your after.ha

Lol

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Another dumb law..not sure the difference between spending 100 bucks on dinner, drinks and a movie or just spending it on the thing your after.ha

Hidden prostitution or straight-up prostitution -- your choice.

 

[punchnjudy]

So he's facing charges for soliciting a prostitute but she's in the clear even though she IS a prostitute?

Heh - wait until the IRS gets wind of it...

 

[DBOY3141]

Maybe they were just role playing.

 

[Phoenix]

It's a setup.

Husband orders prostitute.

Turns out to be his wife.

Tabloids!

Sell book / movie rights!

Profit!

 

[DFWJC]

Maybe they were just role playing.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

It's a setup.

Husband orders prostitute.

Turns out to be his wife.

Tabloids!

Sell book / movie rights!

Profit!

LOL, I've finally figured out how to get rich.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Did he get a discount?

From the Lawyer or what?........

 

[Ranching]

From the Lawyer or what?........

The lawyer was there too, a ménage à trois! LOL