Marion County man arrested after allegedly having sex with dog

It's something that Gordon Keith says somewhat in jest on the Ticket pretty often, but it strikes me as true pretty damn often:

Human beings cannot control their privates.
 
I don't understand that stuff.

If you are so bad off that you have to take care of it...you have a couple of hands attached to you that can aid in dire situations.:D
 
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Just disgusting.

When I was in school (middle school) there was a guy in the high school that used to get tortured, all the time, with people making sheep noises at him because, as the rumor goes, he was forced to have sex with a sheep, by a group of guys he was hanging out with and thought were his friends. Apparently they told him if he didn't do it they were all going to gang up on him and beat the hell out of him so he did it and they took pictures while he was doing it.

I know whenever anyone would make those sheep sounds at him he'd get super pissed off so I alway figured it must have been true and he did go through with it.

My biggest question was always...why didn't you just take the *** whipping? I mean there is no way I'd have done that. They could have kicked me till I was unconcious but no way would I have given in and done that.
 
BraveHeartFan;2845185 said:
Just disgusting.

When I was in school (middle school) there was a guy in the high school that used to get tortured, all the time, with people making sheep noises at him because, as the rumor goes, he was forced to have sex with a sheep, by a group of guys he was hanging out with and thought were his friends. Apparently they told him if he didn't do it they were all going to gang up on him and beat the hell out of him so he did it and they took pictures while he was doing it.

I know whenever anyone would make those sheep sounds at him he'd get super pissed off so I alway figured it must have been true and he did go through with it.

My biggest question was always...why didn't you just take the *** whipping? I mean there is no way I'd have done that. They could have kicked me till I was unconcious but no way would I have given in and done that.
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Like any of you would turn this down...

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Soooooo hot.....
 
http://img18.*************/img18/9647/dirtyphpgubwh5.jpg

I just might pick the horse.
 
A friend of mine and I were out riding around in some farm land drinking beer when we spotted a sheep with it's head stuck between some fence posts...

So...being drunk and horny I went over to the sheep and had my way with it for a little while. After I was done I asked my friend if he wanted to try it?

He said "Hell yeah...."! So he went over and stuck his head between two fence posts!

WTH?


:confused:
 
bbgun;2845559 said:
http://img18.*************/img18/9647/dirtyphpgubwh5.jpg

I just might pick the horse.
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God curse the World Wide Web...
 
5Stars;2845788 said:
A friend of mine and I were out riding around in some farm land drinking beer when we spotted a sheep with it's head stuck between some fence posts...

So...being drunk and horny I went over to the sheep and had my way with it for a little while. After I was done I asked my friend if he wanted to try it?

He said "Hell yeah...."! So he went over and stuck his head between two fence posts!

WTH?


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:laugh2: Didn't see that coming!
 
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