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I was looking for this and i dont think the updates have been posted. I really like this and try to keep up with it. Its a nice change for the same thing over and over,....we are workin real hard in the offseason, think we are good, can go far next year.... Whether it says anything about the cowboys or not, it is still a good read. Don't yell at me if it has already been posted.

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April 22, 2009

Just got 3 more answers.

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Just got 3 more answers.
LOL because it's in the encyclopedia
Because it's the cheapest meat to buy
Answer of the day because it tastes good!

Never stop chasing your dreams.
Peace, Love and Happiness
Marty B




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Why do black people love chicken?

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Why do black people love chicken?
Why do black people love chicken is a question my white friends ask me
constantly. Honestly I don't know the answer to the question besides
the fact that fried chicken is delicious. To find out more of what may
be the reason black people love chicken I did a survey. And in return
to my friends my question to them is why don't black people come in
the picture frames? You know what I mean the stock photos are always
happy white families but I never see black families. Maybe that will
change now that Obama is in office that's a great looking black
family, they are always happy and they jus recently added to the
family with a cute dog. That would would be a great stock photo. But
anyways.
here are some of the answers to my survey! I asked numerous people.
1) everybody likes chicken not just black people.
2) because it's greasey and black people use grease (LOL)
3) because back in the day that was all they were able to eat.
Everyone else would eat beef and not chicken
4) I don't know fool. Haha.
5) because it's in our DNA (really)
6) because it's let's fattening then red meat
7) because you can cook it with anything
8) it makes us run faster and jump higher
9) during slave times chicken was considered dirty so they fed it to
the slaves.
10) the media makes people believe chicken is all black people eat.
I'm black and I don't like chicken. (hahaha yea right)
11) my answer: everybody loves chicken despite race sex gender chicken
is scrumptious and everyone enjoys it. If you haven't had chicken go
get some.

With all that being said I am about to go get me a spicy ten piece
with fo (four) biscuits and a large red beans from popeyes. I don't
need a drink because I have purple koolaid at home.

Never stop chasing your dreams.
Peace, Love and Happiness
Marty B




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April 12, 2009

Scary Movie.......

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Who knows the rules for a scary movie type incident? Just incase you
don’t here are some rules for you so that you can be prepared for the
situation.
1) If the killer is in the house do not run upstairs! Why not you ask.
Lol. Well there’s numerous reason not to but the main reason is
because there is no way out. Meaning you would have to jump from a
window of the upper level risking a chance of injury, which would
prevent you from getting away. If you stay on the first level there
are plenty of doors you can get out of and make a break for it.
2) Get a car with an automatic door opener on your keychain maybe even
an automatic car starter. Why? Tell me how many times have you been
watching a scary movie and the victim gets to their car and drops the
keys? If they just press the unlock button it will be open already and
you can just hop in and go.
3) Women do not wear heels! Obviously you can’t run in heels therefore
would get caught by the bad guy, which would suck for you.
4) Unless you are a janitor you should not have 50 keys on your
keychain. Try to limit the amount of keys you put on your keychain.
That way if you want to get in a door you don’t have to fumble threw a
ton of keys while the killer is closing in on you.
5) Pick your knees up when running from the killer! You have to do
this so that you don’t trip and fall while being chased.
6) Pace yourself! I’ve never seen a killer run after anyone they only
power walk which is what my grandma does so they should never catch
you.
7) Don’t ever go back to help a friend that’s getting killed because
its already to late for them. Unless you have a plan and a gun.
8) Never participate in anything intimate when there is a killer on the hunt..
9) Don’t be the only black person in the neighborhood. Everybody knows
the black person gets killed first.
These are my survival rules for you if you ever end up in a scary
movie situation in real life.




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April 9, 2009

Do I have any crushes?

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http://cowboysinsiderblog.***BANNED-URL***/assets_c/2009/04/2008 MTV Video Music Awards Arrivals-thumb-200x137-38833.jpgSomeone asked me if I ever had a crush on someone before. In return I
told em yes here's my list in no particular order. They are all hot.
Keri Hilson (photo)
Zoe Saldana
Eva Mendes
Keyshia Cole
Rihanna
Laura London
Vanessa Simmons
Taraji P. Henson
Kelly Rowland
Solange (I like her swag)
I guess that's it for now LOL. If I think of anyone else I will put it
up haha.

Never stop chasing your dreams.
Peace, Love and Happiness
Marty B
 

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Marty B's a goofball. He's gonna make half the fanbase laugh for years.

The other half he'll piss off to no end.
 

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Primetime42;2759256 said:
Marty B's a goofball. He's gonna make half the fanbase laugh for years.

The other half he'll piss off to no end.

Well i am the one he will make laugh, he will only piss me off if he screws up in the game.
 

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Keri Hilson? the **** c'mon Martellus, she looks like a dude

the chicken bit was funny

9) Don’t be the only black person in the neighborhood. Everybody knows
the black person gets killed first :lmao:
 

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JerryAdvocate;2759262 said:
Keri Hilson? the **** c'mon Martellus, she looks like a dude
the chicken bit was funny

9) Don’t be the only black person in the neighborhood. Everybody knows
the black person gets killed first :lmao:

Keri Hilson is smokin.. But she aint no Meagan Good.
 

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sorry....have very little patience for this stuff. Call me an old timer...actually I am just 38...but I take the Cowboys serious...and the lack of success has left such a bitter taste in my mouth....to the point where I have no tolerance for foolishness.
 

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sorry....have very little patience for this stuff. Call me an old timer...actually I am just 38...but I take the Cowboys serious...and the lack of success has left such a bitter taste in my mouth....to the point where I have no tolerance for foolishness.
This "foolishness" has nothing to do with success or lack thereof on the football field. This is just a guy with a great sense of humor having some fun. I love it.
 

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Boyzmamacita;2759318 said:
This "foolishness" has nothing to do with success or lack thereof on the football field. This is just a guy with a great sense of humor having some fun. I love it.
:signmast::signmast: I agree, he is being goofy in May, if he was worrying about his during january playoff run, there may be something to be concerned about. They havent even started OTA's yet. I think this guy is gold
 

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3:52 PM Thu, Apr 09, 2009 | Permalink
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Someone asked me if I ever had a crush on someone before. In return I
told em yes here's my list in no particular order. They are all hot.
Keri Hilson (photo)
Zoe Saldana
Eva Mendes
Keyshia Cole
Rihanna
Laura London
Vanessa Simmons
Taraji P. Henson
Kelly Rowland
Solange (I like her swag)
I guess that's it for now LOL. If I think of anyone else I will put it
up haha.

Never stop chasing your dreams.
Peace, Love and Happiness
Marty B

Stay away!!!
 

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Why do black people love chicken...

#8 - because it makes us run faster and jump higher.

:laugh2:

Well played, whoever said that.
 

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just think newspapers are going out of buisness and the Dallas morning news is paying marty b for this blog and calling it the cowboys insider blog.

so evan grant cant stay employed there but why black people like chicken is considered worthy of a major newspapers time...awesome.
 

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He should concentrate on studying and playing football rather spend his time and energy on non-football related stuff.



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Sarcasm
 

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ethiostar;2759459 said:
He should concentrate on studying and playing football rather spend his time and energy on non-football related stuff.



:leave:


Sarcasm


LOL!!!
 

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Primetime42;2759256 said:
Marty B's a goofball. He's gonna make half the fanbase laugh for years.

The other half he'll piss off to no end.

I'm in that laugh half. :p:
 
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