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This guy is gold!!! I love it:laugh1: 
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I found them....
10:34 PM Thu, May 07, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
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Sooooooo everyone has been asking me where i've been... I've been
enjoying chicken and practicing really hard working on my craft, and
doing everything it takes to be grrrrreeeeaaaaattttt. (Tony The Tiger
Voice). Lmao. I also went on a vacation! Where you ask? You wouldn't
believe me if I told you but I am going to tell you anyways. So I was
just chilling at the crib and i was thinking mann i need to get away,
so i logged onto travelocity.com which is a awesome website by the way
although i think its cheaper to go straight thru the airline website
or orbitz.com. However back to my story, whenever I get in these modes
i just pick a random place I don't care what airline or destination.
So I'm searching and searching and I stumbled upon a airline I never
heard of called TakeUThere Airlines. All flights were only 80 dollars
and 80 cents random but cheap so I wasn't tripping. I began to pack my
bag the items i included were my monkeys feet, the responses yall
leave on my blog so that i can have a good laugh during the flight, a
freebirds burrito, a kangaroo pouch to keep everything in, twitter
because i love it, a lighter, butter knife, a spork (saved a lot of
room i didn't have to pack a spoon and fork), a Harry Potter invisible
cloak, a calling card, bag of twizzlers, a lavender pillow case, a #2
pencil and a bunch of clothes gotta be fresh. Oh and some charmin
tissue and crest toothpaste. I googled the airline address and headed
that way. When I arrived at the runway there was a guy with jordan
jumpsuit and captains hat on. He was the pilot it appeared that I was
the only passenger which means more leg space, the worse thing on the
plane is to be stuck between two fat people in a regular row. So i
boarded the plane set back as we took off I started reading the
comments on my past blog and fell asleep laughing and mainly
MoneyShots lmao he was tripping. I woke up landing on water which was
pretty cool. We were in front of a beautiful island full with
greenary. We took a raft to the shore, i immediately saw huge foot
prints on the beach kinda freaked me out. And thats when I saw it the
T-Rex running wild, I screamed like a person getting called down on
the price is right, I began to run like i was running a vertical route
for he game winner in the super bowl. I hid in the shrubs and pulled
out my Harry Potter invisible cloak, i was safe. I got up and tiptoed
outta the shrubs and into the woods and thats when i saw them. The
Dinosaurs!! I discovered em all by myself, since i was invisible i
decided to walk closer. I used my #2 pencil to carve my initials into
the back of a Saurornithoides it slapped me with his tail so i slapped
it back Ike Turner style and it took off running. Made me giggle lol
even dinosaurs are scared of me and here i am thinking its only DEs
LBs and Safetys I have that affect on. lmao jk.... Feeling Powerful I
decided to chase a Rebbachisaurus it was fun because it couldn't see
me until a Kentrosaurus stepped on the end of my cloak and pulled it
off me. Then i thought to myself I'm the only black person on the
island this couldn't be good. I started running like MB in the fourth
quarter stiff arming a Brachiosaurus and running over a
Therizinosaurus then sprinted to the plane yelling at the pilot to
start it. He did I made it in time t me with memories and my life I
saw i conquered i discovered the dinosaurs. Again! They are still
alive on this planet... Next up is the Lochness Monster and Lepruchans
( someone please check spelling) shoot check spelling and grammar of
the whole thing lmao.. If you wanna see the dinosaurs holla at me...
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I found them....
10:34 PM Thu, May 07, 2009 | Permalink | Yahoo! Buzz
Martellus Bennett http://www.***BANNED-URL***/blogs/images/email-icon.jpg E-mail http://www.***BANNED-URL***/blogs/images/email-icon.jpg News tips
Sooooooo everyone has been asking me where i've been... I've been
enjoying chicken and practicing really hard working on my craft, and
doing everything it takes to be grrrrreeeeaaaaattttt. (Tony The Tiger
Voice). Lmao. I also went on a vacation! Where you ask? You wouldn't
believe me if I told you but I am going to tell you anyways. So I was
just chilling at the crib and i was thinking mann i need to get away,
so i logged onto travelocity.com which is a awesome website by the way
although i think its cheaper to go straight thru the airline website
or orbitz.com. However back to my story, whenever I get in these modes
i just pick a random place I don't care what airline or destination.
So I'm searching and searching and I stumbled upon a airline I never
heard of called TakeUThere Airlines. All flights were only 80 dollars
and 80 cents random but cheap so I wasn't tripping. I began to pack my
bag the items i included were my monkeys feet, the responses yall
leave on my blog so that i can have a good laugh during the flight, a
freebirds burrito, a kangaroo pouch to keep everything in, twitter
because i love it, a lighter, butter knife, a spork (saved a lot of
room i didn't have to pack a spoon and fork), a Harry Potter invisible
cloak, a calling card, bag of twizzlers, a lavender pillow case, a #2
pencil and a bunch of clothes gotta be fresh. Oh and some charmin
tissue and crest toothpaste. I googled the airline address and headed
that way. When I arrived at the runway there was a guy with jordan
jumpsuit and captains hat on. He was the pilot it appeared that I was
the only passenger which means more leg space, the worse thing on the
plane is to be stuck between two fat people in a regular row. So i
boarded the plane set back as we took off I started reading the
comments on my past blog and fell asleep laughing and mainly
MoneyShots lmao he was tripping. I woke up landing on water which was
pretty cool. We were in front of a beautiful island full with
greenary. We took a raft to the shore, i immediately saw huge foot
prints on the beach kinda freaked me out. And thats when I saw it the
T-Rex running wild, I screamed like a person getting called down on
the price is right, I began to run like i was running a vertical route
for he game winner in the super bowl. I hid in the shrubs and pulled
out my Harry Potter invisible cloak, i was safe. I got up and tiptoed
outta the shrubs and into the woods and thats when i saw them. The
Dinosaurs!! I discovered em all by myself, since i was invisible i
decided to walk closer. I used my #2 pencil to carve my initials into
the back of a Saurornithoides it slapped me with his tail so i slapped
it back Ike Turner style and it took off running. Made me giggle lol
even dinosaurs are scared of me and here i am thinking its only DEs
LBs and Safetys I have that affect on. lmao jk.... Feeling Powerful I
decided to chase a Rebbachisaurus it was fun because it couldn't see
me until a Kentrosaurus stepped on the end of my cloak and pulled it
off me. Then i thought to myself I'm the only black person on the
island this couldn't be good. I started running like MB in the fourth
quarter stiff arming a Brachiosaurus and running over a
Therizinosaurus then sprinted to the plane yelling at the pilot to
start it. He did I made it in time t me with memories and my life I
saw i conquered i discovered the dinosaurs. Again! They are still
alive on this planet... Next up is the Lochness Monster and Lepruchans
( someone please check spelling) shoot check spelling and grammar of
the whole thing lmao.. If you wanna see the dinosaurs holla at me...
