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Numbnuts
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This is just one of those movies I watch over and over and laugh. The lines just stay in my mind. No other movie has ever done that.
"Me love you long time. Me give you ..."
"My mommy only allows me to spend $5."
"Listen here numbnuts, didn't mommy and daddy love you enough?"
"How about one(pullup) for the Corps? I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
"Private Snowball, "You're fired!"
"Gomer Pyle! Why is your footlocker unlocked. You know I hate an unlocked footlocker. There wouldn't be any thievery in the world if it weren't for @%&*heads like you! Let's just see what's inside. Jesus H. -----, what is this? A Jelly donut, sir. Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle? No, Sir. Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts, Private Pyle? No, Sir. And why not? Because I am heavy, Sir. You are a disgusting fatbody. Men, I have failed because you have failed to motivate Private Pyle. From now on, when Private Pyle ----'s up, you will pay. Right now you girls owe me 20. On your faces! Go ahead and eat it, they're paying for it."
"I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo ----- is mighty cold..."
But my favorite has to be:
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."
This was the last movie I saw in the theater. Anyone else like this movie?
"Me love you long time. Me give you ..."
"My mommy only allows me to spend $5."
"Listen here numbnuts, didn't mommy and daddy love you enough?"
"How about one(pullup) for the Corps? I guess the Corps don't get theirs."
"Private Snowball, "You're fired!"
"Gomer Pyle! Why is your footlocker unlocked. You know I hate an unlocked footlocker. There wouldn't be any thievery in the world if it weren't for @%&*heads like you! Let's just see what's inside. Jesus H. -----, what is this? A Jelly donut, sir. Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle? No, Sir. Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts, Private Pyle? No, Sir. And why not? Because I am heavy, Sir. You are a disgusting fatbody. Men, I have failed because you have failed to motivate Private Pyle. From now on, when Private Pyle ----'s up, you will pay. Right now you girls owe me 20. On your faces! Go ahead and eat it, they're paying for it."
"I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo ----- is mighty cold..."
But my favorite has to be:
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."
This was the last movie I saw in the theater. Anyone else like this movie?