These two movies are two of my favorite and I bring quotes up from them all the time.
Mrs Reilly. And ONLY Mrs Reilly
I bought a suit. You seen it. Now it's covered in mud. This town doesn't have a one hour cleaner so I had to buy a new suit, except the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu. Got that? The whole store got the flu so I had to get this in a second hand store. So it's either wear the leather jacket which I know you hate, or this. So I wore this ridiculous thing for you
My Cousin Vinny-Joe Pesci
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Jack Nicolson-As Good as it Gets
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Jack Nicolson-As Good as it Gets
Melvin Udall: Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. ......Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Simon Bishop: Rot in hell, Melvin!
Melvin Udall: No need to stop being a lady. Quit worryin! You'll be back on your knees in no time!
Jack Nicolson and Greg Kinear As Good as it Gets
