Meowing Up the Wrong Beanstalk

Get that cat fixed!!!
* the humane society had swung by that 'mobile home' yard of my buddy's, where I'd scored my current ki-ki & rounded up? Prolly a half dozen of those feral house cats he'd seemed to have been inordinately blessed with( he fed them,,,:huh:) and about a week later, their van swung in& kicked them out back loose at the yard:lmao:,all spayed/neutered & with the top 1/3 of their left ears clipped off ,straight across with what I'd imagine was a pair quality scissors ( my Lezzy neighbor lady told me they do that to identify them later on,we have beers together from across the fence sometimes,,,Hell, 10 years ago?, I'd of probably enjoyed feathering them cats with my bow):facepalm:
 
This is eventually...and mostly...about the Dallas Cowboys. But one quick anectdote to kick this epic off:

Over a year ago (05/11/2018), I related a story of how my family was endowed with a litter of kittens orphaned by a stray that had taken up residence underneath my next-door neighbors tool shed. If you are not familiar with the tale, you can get caught up here:

A Cat Lady Starter-Kit

Of the original 6 kittens, we kept one female; my favorite, Jinx, named after the GI Joe ninja character owing to her tendency to crawl up my leg and to my shoulder the moment I walked into the house from work each evening…like a little ninja. A little over a year into her life, we are sporadically treated to a period of 3 to 5 days of constant, unrelenting and incessant meowing (morning, afternoon, evening, and all night). New to the cat experience of the unfixed variety, I was not aware of how awkward this period of time can be.

If you have never owned a female cat, you might be a little lost at this juncture, so I’ll do my best to put that awkwardness into words: it begins with the meowing. It’s not your standard every day type of meow. There is a certain plaintiff pleading desperation to it. Imagine a meow with a little Janis Joplin or Adele to it; gravelly, husky, throaty. During this phase, if you don’t hear it, she’s sleeping….and, mind you, she does not sleep on our schedule.

Then you will notice that as you go to stroke her head, she will stand up on her hindfeet to meet your hand halfway to her and sinuously contort her whole body into your petting, as if she is petting your hand right back. If you stick around to pet her beyond that, things will escalate to real extra real fast.

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What started as an innocent and harmless show of affection, will quickly morph into a proposition….and Jinx is not picky about gender or species. I don’t think she exactly knows what is supposed to happen next but there is no question she intuits something beyond petting should….and she really needs you to get to that something quick, fast and in a hurry.
She will turn her body around facing away from you. She will hunker her upper body down, digging in with her front paws, presumably for leverage. Considerately, she will hike her tail up to the side placing it out of the way, and elevates her posterior ever-so-slightly, aiming her “self-titled” body part right at you, periodically looking back and meowing as if to say, “Get on with it already!”

And just about every time (because no one, and I mean no one, enjoys my humor more than me) I’ll respond, “You are meowing up the wrong beanstalk, Pitty.”
If you guessed this is really about scheme fit, well done….

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On paper, the Cowboys appear to be stacked and brimming with young and (notably) fast talent. But perhaps what should be more alarming to 31 other teams is just how well all the pieces fit together and in line with what these offensive and defensive coaches want to accomplish in every game. Moore has a bevy of weapons with both speed and power to push the ball down the field. Marinelli/Richard have one of the best collections of young and rangy talent they have ever had. It is the culmination of years of solid to great drafting, smart trades and free agent acquisition, and great deep scouting to add the occasional UDFA.

The offense wants to control the clock and establish a passing game through their ground game, occasionally testing the opposition deep off playaction…or at least, that has been the game plan since 2014. Clearly, Moore may have different ideas on how to employ what should be for the most part the same playbook. Moore will be more creative in how the offense is window-dressed, adding more pre-snap motion and formation shifts, but ultimately this will still be an Attacking Air-Coryell offense, with a smattering of Option/college concepts sprinkled in to exercise Dak’s strength as a potential runner and keep the opposing defenses honest and guessing.

Unique to this year is the fact that from the very beginning of the season the Cowboys will have a very nice collection of receivers capable of stretching opposing defenses. In years past, the Cowboys have had decent to great receivers, but most (if not all) lacked the requisite speed that demands respect on the deep-outside. If a defense doesn’t fear a QB’s ability to push the ball deep with their passing game, they tend to sit in single-high; 1 safety deep, with the majority of the team crowding the box to stop the run. If a defense respects your receivers speed and Dak is able to hurt teams this way early, slowly but surely that second safety will have to crawl back out of the box and split the deep-field with his cohort-Safety. This, of course, leads to more room for Zeke, Pollard and Dak (both as a passer and a runner) to operate.

Amari, Gallup, Cobb, Austin, and Devin Smith are among the fastest players on the team currently and perhaps the fastest collection of receivers the franchise has ever had. Whereas in the past the Cowboys may have had one player that could consistently beat single coverage deep, now they are short on receivers who can’t. This is key. Whereas before the opposition could take that one speedster away, now they have to account for every single one of them. And thus the Cowboys can now either use the run to setup the pass or use the pass to setup the run…something I would not be surprised to see more of from Moore dependent on the strengths of the opposing defense they face in a given week.

The defense is an (effort based) Attacking One-Gap. Recently, Demarcus Lawrence offered a succinct explanation of what that means:

“We play one-gap defense. A one-gap defense means we all got one job to do. Focus on your alignment, assignment, key technique. Do your job and everything else fits. So the runner or the quarterback shouldn’t be able to go nowhere. We stop the run on the way to the quarterback. It’s all about our intensity, get-off. We’re stopping the run on the way to the quarterback. If the quarterback keeps it, we kill him too. It’s really about just focusing on these little steps over and over. It’s E.D.D.’s (Every Day Drills). It translates to the game, and voila, that’s what you get.”

Marinelli gives each and every defender up front along with the linebackers one job and one island to defend with their football playing lives. When executed properly, the front 6/7 will hit the gaps like interlaced fingers, allowing nothing to escape, effectively choking-out the opposition.

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Meanwhile, Kris “Killer” Richard in his second year appears to have put together the best iteration of a Dallas secondary we have seen in these parts since Darren Woodson prowled the back greens. As has been discussed ad nauseum, Kris looks for long and rangy defenders. Obviously, he likes his guys to have speed, but he places more of a premium on mentality and the ability to use good technique.
The thinking here is very simple: As a corner or defensive back you don’t necessarily have to be able to run with the receiver to shut him down. You only need to throw off his and the QB’s timing with good jams within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage and limit (if not completely close) the window the QB must throw through…obviously, that’s where length comes in handy.
The relationship between the defensive line/linebackers and secondary is simple: The longer the secondary can clog up windows, the longer the defensive line has to get to the opposing QB. The faster the defensive line gets to the QB, the less time the secondary has to run with the receivers. It is a symbiotic relationship.
If the offense can maintain long drives throughout the game and the defense can consistently serve up 3 & outs, the oppositions defense over time will become exhausted, which should lead to more scoring opportunities for the offense. If the Cowboys offense can capitalize and score in bunches, this puts pressure on the opposing offense to try and play catch up, which should lead to more sack/turnover opportunities for the defense. In short, this is the ideal scenario the Cowboys try to create in every contest.
We will all have to see it to truly believe it, but for the time being let’s exercise that atrophied muscle we haven’t used since our childhood:
Our….

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(What follows is a closer inspection of each position group, which I will put in the responses below. Please hold your responses until you see my typical ender: "Thoughts?")
:lmao: while this probably won't be viewed as to being the proper etiquette in
" Man/ Pet cat" relationships, I learned that by rendering the obligatory couple of quick pats on the ki-ki's proudly proffered posteriors presentation, seemingly placates her, in the realm of her perspective( I think anyway) by my simple acknowledgement of her butt being put on parade(while saying, "and there's yer kitty butt ki-ki,now settle down")
Yeppers:lmao:
 
The Dak Attack


Here comes the closer. Why Dallas should pay Dak soon to mitigate the damage he is about to do to the cap:


  1. Over the offseason, Dak put in work both with a QB instructor and his new QB coach Jon Kitna. From the early going of camp through preseason, the improvements in footwork, follow through and accuracy have been noticeably improved.



  1. The return of All-Pro’s Travis Frederick (the quarterback of the offensive line) and Jason Witten (route-running first down getting extraordinaire and also an excellent 2nd level blocker).
    .



  1. Amari Cooper has had a full offseason and partial training camp with Dak, to say nothing (but say anyway) of the work they put in together in the offseason.



  1. Michael Gallup has clearly made strides in being a better all-around #2 option to Dak. If preseason/training camp is any indication, I expect to see them connect on a lot more of those go-routes.



  1. Gone is Beasley, no doubt he will be missed…on a personal level. Because between Witten and the addition of Randall Cobb, Cole’s production should be more than accounted for and then some.



  1. Over the offseason, Connor Williams bulked up and improved his base. He appears to be far more equipped to handle bullrushes that gave him (and by extension) Dak all kinds of problems in 2018.



  1. Speaking of the offensive line, the depth is the best it has been since the 90’s. Xavier Su’a-Filo, Joe Looney, and Cameron Fleming could start for most teams in the NFL.



  1. The defense appears poised to deliver more turnovers and more 3 & outs than they have in the last 20 years, granting Dak more opportunities to find paydirt.



  1. Finally, let’s hear from Witten on the topic:


“I just think he’s gone to another level with his game. As a leader, he’s the hardest-working guy on the team. He’s here early, he stays late. He’s got personal relationships with everybody on the team. The line of scrimmage, communication, understanding what the defense is trying to do and what our plan is to do against that, everything is just at a higher, higher level. Amidst all the contract (talk) and all that kinda of stuff, the guy comes ready every single day. Just tremendous growth. I mean, he is the leader of this football team. Ask any guy in this locker room, they’d run through a wall for him. It’s been a true joy for me at this point in my career to have a young teammate come in here at that position and to see him kind of take each step every step of the way. Another challenge comes and he’s never fazed by those challenges. Coach Garrett has a saying about thriving in tough situations and (not just rising) to the occasion. That’s what I think of Dak. I’ll never forget that 3rd & 9 in Seattle after Tony (Romo) went down, and he throws the option-route to (Cole Beasley). Every moment since then, I don’t know that I’ve ever not seen him respond, and then say, ‘I wish he would’ve done this instead of that.’ He’s just, through success and certainly even through adversity it’s been pretty amazing to see. He’s got high expectations for himself and this team this year, for sure.”

So do I, Witt; so do I.

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Thoughts?
Your ability to convey your thoughts via written words sucks! :grin: (Had to throw that in in keeping within the spirit of CZ)
Kudos to you for your effort and ability. This is so much better written than what the vast majority of "pro" writers put out these days. I appreciate your work! :clap:
 
The Dak Attack


Here comes the closer. Why Dallas should pay Dak soon to mitigate the damage he is about to do to the cap:


  1. Over the offseason, Dak put in work both with a QB instructor and his new QB coach Jon Kitna. From the early going of camp through preseason, the improvements in footwork, follow through and accuracy have been noticeably improved.



  1. The return of All-Pro’s Travis Frederick (the quarterback of the offensive line) and Jason Witten (route-running first down getting extraordinaire and also an excellent 2nd level blocker).
    .



  1. Amari Cooper has had a full offseason and partial training camp with Dak, to say nothing (but say anyway) of the work they put in together in the offseason.



  1. Michael Gallup has clearly made strides in being a better all-around #2 option to Dak. If preseason/training camp is any indication, I expect to see them connect on a lot more of those go-routes.



  1. Gone is Beasley, no doubt he will be missed…on a personal level. Because between Witten and the addition of Randall Cobb, Cole’s production should be more than accounted for and then some.



  1. Over the offseason, Connor Williams bulked up and improved his base. He appears to be far more equipped to handle bullrushes that gave him (and by extension) Dak all kinds of problems in 2018.



  1. Speaking of the offensive line, the depth is the best it has been since the 90’s. Xavier Su’a-Filo, Joe Looney, and Cameron Fleming could start for most teams in the NFL.



  1. The defense appears poised to deliver more turnovers and more 3 & outs than they have in the last 20 years, granting Dak more opportunities to find paydirt.



  1. Finally, let’s hear from Witten on the topic:


“I just think he’s gone to another level with his game. As a leader, he’s the hardest-working guy on the team. He’s here early, he stays late. He’s got personal relationships with everybody on the team. The line of scrimmage, communication, understanding what the defense is trying to do and what our plan is to do against that, everything is just at a higher, higher level. Amidst all the contract (talk) and all that kinda of stuff, the guy comes ready every single day. Just tremendous growth. I mean, he is the leader of this football team. Ask any guy in this locker room, they’d run through a wall for him. It’s been a true joy for me at this point in my career to have a young teammate come in here at that position and to see him kind of take each step every step of the way. Another challenge comes and he’s never fazed by those challenges. Coach Garrett has a saying about thriving in tough situations and (not just rising) to the occasion. That’s what I think of Dak. I’ll never forget that 3rd & 9 in Seattle after Tony (Romo) went down, and he throws the option-route to (Cole Beasley). Every moment since then, I don’t know that I’ve ever not seen him respond, and then say, ‘I wish he would’ve done this instead of that.’ He’s just, through success and certainly even through adversity it’s been pretty amazing to see. He’s got high expectations for himself and this team this year, for sure.”

So do I, Witt; so do I.

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Thoughts?


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:lmao: while this probably won't be viewed as to being the proper etiquette in
" Man/ Pet cat" relationships, I learned that by rendering the obligatory couple of quick pats on the ki-ki's proudly proffered posteriors presentation, seemingly placates her, in the realm of her perspective( I think anyway) by my simple acknowledgement of her butt being put on parade(while saying, "and there's yer kitty butt ki-ki,now settle down")
Yeppers:lmao:
I'll give it a whirl...or is it world?

:grin:
 
Your ability to convey your thoughts via written words sucks! :grin: (Had to throw that in in keeping within the spirit of CZ)
Kudos to you for your effort and ability. This is so much better written than what the vast majority of "pro" writers put out these days. I appreciate your work! :clap:
Thanks for the high praise and taking the time to read! :thumbup:
 
Heck, throw a little Gimme in there with them. Can you imagine the thoughts of someone new to CZ reading that?!
OMG,,,:lmao:,,,their brain pan casing-liner's would more than likely "hand grenade" in an catastrophically simultaneous collective fashion, the very first time that all three laid claim to being the better of the 3 fer') op-ed duties,,,, er ,,,, and it devolved in rapid fashion there after, to those of wire safety bail thumb maneuvers & primary pin pulling with their ivories/ teeth time. o_O

:lmao::lmao2::lmao:
 
OMG,,,:lmao:,,,their brain pan casing-liner's would more than likely "hand grenade" in an catastrophically simultaneous collective fashion, the very first time that all three laid claim to being the better of the 3 fer') op-ed duties,,,, er ,,,, and it devolved in rapid fashion there after, to those of safety bail wire thumb maneuvers & primary pin pulling with their ivories/ teeth time. o_O

:lmao::lmao2::lmao:
:laugh:
 
I'll give it a whirl...or is it world?

:grin:
:lmao2: I recommend fer' you?,,, my dear good Friend, would be the former labeling of
" whirl",,, seeing as how yer' an upstanding pillar in respected venues, as well as being an family man & such as well,,, er,,,while, yes, yes indeed, the latter queried, definitely werks in my world :lmao:

* man,jday ! Thanks for carpet bombing the forum today,as this thread of yer's is the most best fun I've enjoyed on the ZONE,ever since before that #21 training camp hold -out **** he'd
( successfully) pulled,,,you stay gone away too long,bro,,,:starspin:


** I seen where the @The Fonz had decloaked/resurfaced, solely attributable to yer' reemergence on the forum,,,:thumbup:
 
Good observation Melon... and good to see ya
:lmao2: I recommend fer' you?,,, my dear good Friend, would be the former labeling of
" whirl",,, seeing as how yer' an upstanding pillar in respected venues, as well as being an family man & such as well,,, er,,,while, yes, yes indeed, the latter queried, definitely werks in my world :lmao:

* man,jday ! Thanks for carpet bombing the forum today,as this thread of yer's is the most best fun I've enjoyed on the ZONE,ever since before that #21 training camp hold -out **** he'd
( successfully) pulled,,,you stay gone away too long,bro,,,:starspin:


** I seen where the @The Fonz had decloaked/resurfaced, solely attributable to yer' reemergence on the forum,,,:thumbup:
 

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