Twitter: Micah messes up the puck drop at Hershey Bears hockey game

aikemirv

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What. He doesn't know how to drop the puck at a hockey game. Obviously another bust. Cut him.

More seriously though, as a linebacker they should be glad he didn't think he should rush out and tackle one of the hockey players.
I thought the refs did that - I don't watch hockey and did not know they had a ceremonial puck drop. Not as bad as Dak messing up the coin flip call!!!
 

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What. He doesn't know how to drop the puck at a hockey game. Obviously another bust. Cut him.

More seriously though, as a linebacker they should be glad he didn't think he should rush out and tackle one of the hockey players.


Even this goof-up is epically bad-***.

Dude literally walks out like he wants to be anywhere else and drops the puck: no f's given where or who or what.
 

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so the cowboy magic is starting to get to him. i predict this year a bad slump followed by getting fat and injured. :D
 

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How do you come from Harrisburg Pennsylvania
with the flyers and the penguins at either end of the state and not know how to drop a puck.

Did he live under a rock his whole life or did we just draft another *******.
Hopefully he'll at least play football well till he gets paid how embarrassing.
 

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No Dak jokes yet??

Ok. I'll go first.

They tried it with Dak but he kept missing the ice.

Dak when he stepped on the ice:

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How do you come from Harrisburg Pennsylvania
with the flyers and the penguins at either end of the state and not know how to drop a puck.
My home is in northeastern Louisiana. New Orleans is in the southeastern part of the state.

I am surrounded by Saints fans. During the season, I am often confronted with questions leading to conversations that typically go like this:

Guy: You're a Cowboys fan, huh?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: Did you see the game yesterday?
Me: Yeah. We played okay.
Guy: No. I'm asking if you saw the Saints' game.
Me: No. Why?
Guy: You live here. You don't watch the team from your own home state?
Me: Nope. I'm a Cowboys fan. I could not care less about New Orleans. Saw some highlights of their game though.

Perhaps Parsons could not care less about hockey. Maybe he is just a casual fan. Who knows? However, there is no requirement for a resident living in any particular place in the world to have an interest or knowledge of particular people or things within their vicinity. He did not know how to drop a puck. It is not a big deal. Funny as heck though.
 

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One can only wonder just how many hockey games the young man has actually watched during his equally young life. :laugh: The sport's fanship does fall continually below the NFL, MLB and NBA as far as major team sports are concerned.

I highly recommend that people attend a Stars game if they never have before. It's a very energetic atmosphere and a lot of fun. It reminds me a lot of going to Cowboys games in Texas Stadium when I was a kid.
 

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My home is in northeastern Louisiana. New Orleans is in the southeastern part of the state.

I am surrounded by Saints fans. During the season, I am often confronted with questions leading to conversations that typically go like this:

Guy: You're a Cowboys fan, huh?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: Did you see the game yesterday?
Me: Yeah. We played okay.
Guy: No. I'm asking if you saw the Saints' game.
Me: No. Why?
Guy: You live here. You don't watch the team from your own home state?
Me: Nope. I'm a Cowboys fan. I could not care less about New Orleans. Saw some highlights of their game though.

Perhaps Parsons could not care less about hockey. Maybe he is just a casual fan. Who knows? However, there is no requirement for a resident living in any particular place in the world to have an interest or knowledge of particular people or things within their vicinity. He did not know how to drop a puck. It is not a big deal. Funny as heck though.
Yeah, people tell me I should be a Patriots fan. I tell them, "If I were to base all my allegiances on proximity, you'd be my best friend...for the next 3 seconds. Have a nice day "
 

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My home is in northeastern Louisiana. New Orleans is in the southeastern part of the state.

I am surrounded by Saints fans. During the season, I am often confronted with questions leading to conversations that typically go like this:

Guy: You're a Cowboys fan, huh?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: Did you see the game yesterday?
Me: Yeah. We played okay.
Guy: No. I'm asking if you saw the Saints' game.
Me: No. Why?
Guy: You live here. You don't watch the team from your own home state?
Me: Nope. I'm a Cowboys fan. I could not care less about New Orleans. Saw some highlights of their game though.

Perhaps Parsons could not care less about hockey. Maybe he is just a casual fan. Who knows? However, there is no requirement for a resident living in any particular place in the world to have an interest or knowledge of particular people or things within their vicinity. He did not know how to drop a puck. It is not a big deal. Funny as heck though.
It was definitely funny still can't understand as big as hockey is in Pennsylvania you really have had to live under a rock not to know how to drop a puck.
I would have almost understood if he couldn't ride a bike or swim
 
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