Micah Parsons interview

[Corso]

There's this really good two part flick called Kill Bill. Ever heard of it?

Had to look it up. Who is Quentin Tatertato?

Sounds like some foot fetish guy.

 

[JoeKing]

Just yesterday you said he had a chance to be great lololol

How dense are you? There are two sides to that coin. He has a chance to suck as well.

 

[JoeKing]

He is going to suck?

I haven't read this any where. . . who is your source?

Your bung hole

I didn't say he is going to suck. I said when he sucks, as in if he sucks, then what?

 

[Corso]

I didn't say he is going to suck. I said when he sucks, as in if he sucks, then what?

When is not if goofball.
Your brain is on a rollercoaster made of balsa.



He can't read me, lol.

 

[JoeKing]

Micah Parsons is not the one who needs a "pass" in this exchange.

The premise is if he sucks, will you give him a pass because he is your friend? The answer is you will not hold him accountable because he is so likable.

 

[Corso]

The backpeddler peddles back again!

He's a pro at this.

And when I say pro I mean he's really incompetent.

 

[Corso]

The premise is if he sucks, will you give him a pass because he is your friend? The answer is you will not hold him accountable because he is so likable.

The real premise is you can't get a premise right without changing it.
Sometimes several times.

But you are always a butthole so at least that's consistent.

 

[Tangle_Foot]

I didn't say he is going to suck. I said when he sucks, as in if he sucks, then what?

I don't think that's the way it works

 

[Cowpolk]

You must be fun at parties.

He even comes with his own box

 

[JoeKing]

I don't think that's the way it works

Then pretend it works that way because that's what I meant.

 

[Corso]

Then pretend it works that way because that's what I meant.

You just don't know how to speak then.
Got it.

When you say something, you mean something else.

 

[JBS]

I don't think that's the way it works

The guy is clueless lolol

 

[vicjagger]

Zappa is a good choice! Have all his albums

Let's jam in Joe's Garage.

 

[gimmesix]

You all are so eager to like Parsons before he has played a single down of football as a Cowboy. Why does this matter? If he doesn't play well are you going to give a pass to your new best friend Micah? All I care about is if he can play his position well and contribute to the team winning. I couldn't care less about this rookie's interviews and how likeable he is at this point as a person. If he does his job well, I will like him. Why any of you entertain all this other nonsense before he has established himself as a real contributor is beyond me. Give me interviews of Dak or Zeke or Zack, not the rookies.

I like all Cowboys, until I don't.

 

[vicjagger]

Let's jam in Joe's Garage.

P.S. I got a couple of quarts of beer.

 

[Corso]

P.S. I got a couple of quarts of beer.

I'm in.

 

[Runwildboys]

Think I'm about to open up my safe. Time for some good good.
Wife's out and about with the niece so let's throw the earphones on and cue some tunes.
Any suggestions?

I was thinking some Zappa.

Oh if you're reaching for headphones and a lighter, it's gotta be Pink Floyd, with the lights out.

 

[blueblood70]

You all are so eager to like Parsons before he has played a single down of football as a Cowboy. Why does this matter? If he doesn't play well are you going to give a pass to your new best friend Micah? All I care about is if he can play his position well and contribute to the team winning. I couldn't care less about this rookie's interviews and how likeable he is at this point as a person. If he does his job well, I will like him. Why any of you entertain all this other nonsense before he has established himself as a real contributor is beyond me. Give me interviews of Dak or Zeke or Zack, not the rookies.

because we flipping want to! ok DAD....

 

[Runwildboys]

Think I'm about to open up my safe. Time for some good good.
Wife's out and about with the niece so let's throw the earphones on and cue some tunes.
Any suggestions?

I was thinking some Zappa.

Just in case the suggestion alone wasn't convincing enough:

 

[Runwildboys]

Taking a time out from watching Black Sails now, to listen to "Time" in my headphones.