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[Scottishcowboy]

I actually want a written apology from Parsons as my wife is now not talking to me since the season started.

I find I need to watch every Cowboys game as least twice as I sit watching TV and just look at 11 on EVERY defensive play. He's that good, that's exciting to watch he's like a black hole and just sucks you in, you can't help watching him.

The reason my wife no longer is talking to me isn't some man-crush thing (I knew you were thinking that), it's I have to watch the game a 2nd time so I can try and look at the plays again without watching Parsons - I'm missing too much otherwise. She is one unhappy lady I spend too much time re-watching game after game.

 

[Risen Star]

I actually want a written apology from Parsons as my wife is now not talking to me since the season started.

I find I need to watch every Cowboys game as least twice as I sit watching TV and just look at 11 on EVERY defensive play. He's that good, that's exciting to watch he's like a black hole and just sucks you in, you can't help watching him.

The reason my wife no longer is talking to me isn't some man-crush thing (I knew you were thinking that), it's I have to watch the game a 2nd time so I can try and look at the plays again without watching Parsons - I'm missing too much otherwise. She is one unhappy lady I spend too much time re-watching game after game.

Just wait until in moments of passion you're calling her Sace.