Micheal Ventre Can Suck It

[UVAwahoos]

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Terrell Owen




This is from an article that I just read on MSNBC. I'm glad this idiot basically called himself out as sports analyst and put his reputation on the line with such bold predictions. If anybody agrees with him...keep it to yourself. Nobody knows how the season will turn out, but I definitely don't need to be told which games we're going to lose. That's ridiculous.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14400754/

T.O. a quake waiting to happenSeismologists spend their careers examining activity in various corners of the globe in order to try and predict when the next temblor will take place.
I have no training in that area, but I have detected the possibility of upcoming seismic activity, and I didn’t have to use any high-tech instruments. I simply perused the 2007 schedule of the Dallas Cowboys.
There is a fault line running through that franchise. Its name is Terrell Owens.
The Cowboys open at home against the New York Giants. They’ll win that one, and everybody in Cowboyland will be happy. The following week they travel to Miami, and they’ll likely win there, too.
But then they go to Chicago. (Did you feel that? The ground shook.) The Cowboys will lose, and T.O. will express his disappointment about not getting more passes thrown to him.
In Week 6, the Cowboys host New England. The Patriots will romp, and Randy Moss will score a couple of touchdowns. Whoa! (A violent tremor just took place. The epicenter is at T.O.’s locker.)
At the bye week, the Cowboys will probably be an uninspired 4-3. Their next two games are on the road, at division rivals Philadelphia and the Giants, respectively. They’ll lose both of those. (The Red Cross offers its help after this latest T.O.-related calamity).
The full brunt of T.O.’s force will be felt at roughly the halfway point, which means owner Jerry Jones and new head coach Wade Phillips will have the rest of the season to deal with the devastation.
Poor Dallas. It used to be such a safe place to live.

 

[TunaFan33]

Personally, I'm somewhat nervous having TO here-I think he'll be OK this year, but you just never know with this guy.

 

[Beast_from_East]

Dave Einsel / Getty Images​

Terrell Owen




This is from an article that I just read on MSNBC. I'm glad this idiot basically called himself out as sports analyst and put his reputation on the line with such bold predictions. If anybody agrees with him...keep it to yourself. Nobody knows how the season will turn out, but I definitely don't need to be told which games we're going to lose. That's ridiculous.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14400754/

T.O. a quake waiting to happenSeismologists spend their careers examining activity in various corners of the globe in order to try and predict when the next temblor will take place.
I have no training in that area, but I have detected the possibility of upcoming seismic activity, and I didn’t have to use any high-tech instruments. I simply perused the 2007 schedule of the Dallas Cowboys.
There is a fault line running through that franchise. Its name is Terrell Owens.
The Cowboys open at home against the New York Giants. They’ll win that one, and everybody in Cowboyland will be happy. The following week they travel to Miami, and they’ll likely win there, too.
But then they go to Chicago. (Did you feel that? The ground shook.) The Cowboys will lose, and T.O. will express his disappointment about not getting more passes thrown to him.
In Week 6, the Cowboys host New England. The Patriots will romp, and Randy Moss will score a couple of touchdowns. Whoa! (A violent tremor just took place. The epicenter is at T.O.’s locker.)
At the bye week, the Cowboys will probably be an uninspired 4-3. Their next two games are on the road, at division rivals Philadelphia and the Giants, respectively. They’ll lose both of those. (The Red Cross offers its help after this latest T.O.-related calamity).
The full brunt of T.O.’s force will be felt at roughly the halfway point, which means owner Jerry Jones and new head coach Wade Phillips will have the rest of the season to deal with the devastation.
Poor Dallas. It used to be such a safe place to live.

So Dallas is going to be a sub 500 team at the midpoint of the season.

This reporter is freaking ********, we are talking short bus here:laugh1:

 

[djtavo]

T.O produces points and thats all it mattters, even if he misses practice, i mean his really good maybe he dont need it..lol

 

[CalCBFan]

I can't say I disagree w/ this guy's predictions of W-L. And I also think TO is hanging on by sheer will. His time in the NFL is growing very short and I'm expecting a pulled hamstring any day now. I'm glad Hurd made a showing tonight and hope Crayton can keep the chains moving. I think the TEs will have to shoulder the load on this team...

 

[Clove]

TO is okay for now that's all I know. He seemed pretty upset after catching that TD pass, (and this is assuming he was upset, i don't know if he was or not, it just appeared that way)I wonder if he was agitated at being opened on that post pattern where Romo missed him cause he was instantly scrambling, but it's simple with TO --- GET HIM THE DAMN BALL!!