Misheard lyrics

[Xelda]

I was in the choir once upon a time and wasn't as familiar with one song as I should have been. The actual words were "You are my consternation and meditation". I sang "You are my constipation and medication".

 

[Cowboys5217]

When I was a little kid I thought Steve Miller was singing "Vigo Garalayah" instead of "big ol' jet airliner".

As a young adult I thought Scott Weiland was singing "where's he smelling low" instead of "will she smell alone".