Modern NFL Definitions

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Bad NFC Team - Any NFC team that isn't the Packers, Rams, Cardinals or Buccaneers.

Used in a sentence: The Cowboys are only winning against bad NFC teams.

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Slump - The productivity of a quarterback associated with leading his team to three consecutive road victories with an average double digit scoring margin.

Used in a sentence. Dak is in a slump.

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Garbage - Any Dallas Cowboys starter not playing at a Pro Bowl level.

Used in a sentence: Tyler Biadasz is garbage.

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Injured Reserve - A group of Cowboys players, of which the majority is healthy enough to play, but who are unneeded at a particular point in the season.

Used in a sentence: Joshua Ball is coming off injured reserve.

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Injury update - A bold faced lie espoused by Jerry Jones.

Used in a sentence: Jerry Jones gave us his injury update on Tyron Smith saying that he is expected to play.

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Referees - A group of anti-Cowboys conspirators determined to destroy the Cowboys chance of going to the Super Bowl by unfairly imposing excessive penalties on the Cowboys or pretending to miss obvious penalties by their opponents..

Used in a sentence: The referees are destroying the Cowboys chance of going to the Super Bowl by unfairly imposing excessive penalties on the Cowboys or pretending to miss obvious penalties by their opponents..
 

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Moved to a different forum although I specifically mentioned the Cowboys in every other sentence? Can I get an appeal or a message after which you can delete this post?
 
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