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The Cult of Jib
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I double checked to make sure the threead title was spelled correctly.
First, we are a team of destiny. How can we not be? We are the Cowboys. Guarantee a Super Bowl Victory. Yep, bring the Patriots on. Bring on the refs. Don't matter. Tony Freaking ROmo is our QB.
Basically summarized, Romo > God. In fact, God was created by Romo.
Secondly, our pass rush is coming dull force. Ellis + Ware + Spencer + Canty + Ratliff = OMGWTHWEARESCREWED.
Exactly.
No team can handle that. Ware is the best defensive player I have watched this year. God, thank you for Parcells/Ireland/Jerruh for drafting Ware. Then, thank you Ware fo rbeing Ware.
Our pass defense is often criticesed. It shouldnt be. We are very efficient pass defense-wise. Look at oppents QB rating; ypa, and completion rate.
We are that good.
And then lastly, we are the Dallas Cowboys. Nothing more needs to be said.
That equals Super Bowl #6.
I would like to call out PATSFAN, but last time I did that drunk, I gfot a warning. So I won't.
But he can "repeat" that action again. Because his team is going to lose.
We are Dallas.
We are Cowboys.
We are Champions.
And we WILL bring home the hardware once again.
Edit: Some have calle dme out for being negative about our team and whatever. I probably do that on oaccasion. But the problem is, I don't want my spritis crushed. I apoloigize. I try to convince myself we arent Super Bowl caliber bec. it crushed me to see the COwboys lose. Beyond belief. So I try to convince myself of our "weaknesses". Its not directed at the team or this forum; its directed at me. Reality of it is, if I saw most of you in real life, I'd be there cheering us on just as loud, just as obnoxious (maybe more so), just as drunk (well, maybe more so).....
I am not a bad person. I know I dont protray myself the best on the forums....and for that I am sorry. Its just that I try so hard to keep myself convinced of our vulnerbailities so I won't hurt as much when/if we lose.
First, we are a team of destiny. How can we not be? We are the Cowboys. Guarantee a Super Bowl Victory. Yep, bring the Patriots on. Bring on the refs. Don't matter. Tony Freaking ROmo is our QB.
Basically summarized, Romo > God. In fact, God was created by Romo.
Secondly, our pass rush is coming dull force. Ellis + Ware + Spencer + Canty + Ratliff = OMGWTHWEARESCREWED.
Exactly.
No team can handle that. Ware is the best defensive player I have watched this year. God, thank you for Parcells/Ireland/Jerruh for drafting Ware. Then, thank you Ware fo rbeing Ware.
Our pass defense is often criticesed. It shouldnt be. We are very efficient pass defense-wise. Look at oppents QB rating; ypa, and completion rate.
We are that good.
And then lastly, we are the Dallas Cowboys. Nothing more needs to be said.
That equals Super Bowl #6.
I would like to call out PATSFAN, but last time I did that drunk, I gfot a warning. So I won't.
But he can "repeat" that action again. Because his team is going to lose.
We are Dallas.
We are Cowboys.
We are Champions.
And we WILL bring home the hardware once again.
Edit: Some have calle dme out for being negative about our team and whatever. I probably do that on oaccasion. But the problem is, I don't want my spritis crushed. I apoloigize. I try to convince myself we arent Super Bowl caliber bec. it crushed me to see the COwboys lose. Beyond belief. So I try to convince myself of our "weaknesses". Its not directed at the team or this forum; its directed at me. Reality of it is, if I saw most of you in real life, I'd be there cheering us on just as loud, just as obnoxious (maybe more so), just as drunk (well, maybe more so).....
I am not a bad person. I know I dont protray myself the best on the forums....and for that I am sorry. Its just that I try so hard to keep myself convinced of our vulnerbailities so I won't hurt as much when/if we lose.
