"Brand New Girlfriend" by Steve Holy. I love country music, but this one makes me want to throw up. The worst part is this part of the chorus.
Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'.
Gag a maggot on a gut wagon, that is horrible. When I prefer Achy Breaky Heart to a song, it is bad. I literally can't listen to that song. It comes on, I change the station. I too hate rap music, but I'd rather listen to it than that and I am not kidding about either comment.