Most awkward/hilarious combination of grocery items
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I worked in a bookstore some years back and a lady came through my line.
She couldn't have been 100% all there.
She sets down an adult magazine and proceeds to start counting out change and telling me a story.
She tells me she could just as easily go to the nearest dive bar, get smashed and drag some schmuck back to her house to satisfy her desires but this magazine in particular is "excellent" (she says this while making the "okay" sign with her thumb and first finger) and that she's fine with not having to spend the money on drinks.
After counting her change, she walked out and I went to wash my hands.
She couldn't have been 100% all there.
She sets down an adult magazine and proceeds to start counting out change and telling me a story.
She tells me she could just as easily go to the nearest dive bar, get smashed and drag some schmuck back to her house to satisfy her desires but this magazine in particular is "excellent" (she says this while making the "okay" sign with her thumb and first finger) and that she's fine with not having to spend the money on drinks.
After counting her change, she walked out and I went to wash my hands.
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Reality;3846771 said:When I was 16 years old, I worked in a drug store about the size and looks of a Walgreens or CVS store. It was late one night and the store was empty of customers until this 60 year old man comes into the place. He walks up and down every aisle not picking up anything. I start to watch him because I think he may be up to something because he keeps looking back behind him and ahead of him in between quick glances at the shelves.
Eventually, he makes it to where I am restocking shelves and while not looking at me, he leans over and whispers, "Do you know where the condoms are?" Unfortunately, without trying to be funny or a smartarse, I responded immediately with, "Why?" as most teenagers would do when asked something they didn't understand the reasoning behind. His response was, "I'm old, not dead."
I then showed him where they were and begged the checkout girl to ask for a price check over the intercom, which she refused but she couldn't stop smiling the whole time he was checking out.
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You should be taken outside and beaten to a pulp for wanting her to ask for a price check.
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Dallas;3847604 said:
Not crazy enough.