Most Fierce NFL Mascot Competition: Rowdy vs. Freddie Falcon

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]No. 6 Dallas vs. No. 11 Atlanta [/FONT]

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The opening round of the Mascot contest heads south for an inter-species battle between man and bird.

While their teams may not have an established rivalry, there have been rumors of Rowdy holding illegal falcon fights, but rumors have no place here.
So, will a Wild West cowboy shoot down a soaring falcon? Or will Freddie Falcon’s large talons be too much for the doe-eyed youngster?

The Dallas Cowboys enter the fray with Rowdy leading the way. In 1996 Rowdy jumped on the scene as the Official Mascot of the Dallas Cowboys. Though he may not be as well known as the cheerleaders, Rowdy keeps his antics G-rated to entertain the crowd.

With a large hat that can act as a deterrent against overhead droppings and a continual smile that can only be described as insane, Rowdy is tougher than he appears.

Having the ability to fly has been sought after by humans since the beginning of time. For Freddie the Falcon, flight may be the best strategy in defeating Rowdy.

Freddie can soar through the air and use his large, razor-sharp talons to scratch and slice the smile off Rowdy’s mug.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Whoever or whatever ends up victorious is up to you, however! So vote now for Rowdy or Freddie the Falcon! [/FONT]

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10851307

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Perhaps the contest could be the mascot who is "Most Goofy", which Rowdy would win in a heartbeat. ;)
 

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Maybe the falcon will tear out Rowdy's eyes so he can't find his way to the field on game day.:eek: :laugh2:
 

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This competition is over.

Raider Fans are one of the 16 "mascots."

Rowdy would do better in the Most Creepy competition
 

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abersonc;2103435 said:
This competition is over.

Raider Fans are one of the 16 "mascots."

oooh, I take it back, I've got Sir Purr at 4:1 odds.
 

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I don't know what would go against my grain more, voting for a mascot, or voting for a kicker?

Sort of like choosing what is better between diarrhea and constipation.
 

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]No. 6 Dallas vs. No. 11 Atlanta [/FONT]

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R1-DALvATL.jpg
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The opening round of the Mascot contest heads south for an inter-species battle between man and bird.

While their teams may not have an established rivalry, there have been rumors of Rowdy holding illegal falcon fights, but rumors have no place here.
So, will a Wild West cowboy shoot down a soaring falcon? Or will Freddie Falcon’s large talons be too much for the doe-eyed youngster?

The Dallas Cowboys enter the fray with Rowdy leading the way. In 1996 Rowdy jumped on the scene as the Official Mascot of the Dallas Cowboys. Though he may not be as well known as the cheerleaders, Rowdy keeps his antics G-rated to entertain the crowd.

With a large hat that can act as a deterrent against overhead droppings and a continual smile that can only be described as insane, Rowdy is tougher than he appears.

Having the ability to fly has been sought after by humans since the beginning of time. For Freddie the Falcon, flight may be the best strategy in defeating Rowdy.

Freddie can soar through the air and use his large, razor-sharp talons to scratch and slice the smile off Rowdy’s mug.

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]Whoever or whatever ends up victorious is up to you, however! So vote now for Rowdy or Freddie the Falcon! [/FONT]

http://www.sportsline.com/spin/story/10851307

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There's a real poll when you click the link to the article..
Crazy Ray comes down from heaven and stomps on all the mascots in the league, taking the title back to a happy silver and blue star shaped cloud in the sky.
 

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Hostile;2103449 said:
I don't know what would go against my grain more, voting for a mascot, or voting for a kicker?

Sort of like choosing what is better between diarrhea and constipation.

You wouldn't be complaining if we had an awesome mascot like Roary or Viktor the Viking.
 

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abersonc;2103585 said:
You wouldn't be complaining if we had an awesome mascot like Roary or Viktor the Viking.
I actually liked a mascot once. Over 20 years ago the TCU Horned Frog was the funniest mascot I ever saw. He was so funny that Dan Dierdorf even mentioned him on MNF one time.
 

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How did Rowdy beat any mascot for fiercest?????
 

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Hostile;2103607 said:
I actually liked a mascot once. Over 20 years ago the TCU Horned Frog was the funniest mascot I ever saw. He was so funny that Dan Dierdorf even mentioned him on MNF one time.

come on, you have to dig it when Uga bites someone....
 

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Hostile;2103687 said:
Uga is the name of UGA's mascot. A bulldog who is honery and needs to be frequently iced down when the temperature gets over 72 degrees. :D
 
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