My 1000 Posts Party! Come in, have some cake! Everyone invited!

[EMMITTnROY]

Well, it took exactly one year, but here I am at 1,000 posts.. Just wanted to eat a little cake and celebrate the occasion.. Grab yourself a fork and a plate..

Go ahead, have a piece of cake! It's tasty..

Tastes like a championship, huh? Bill's recipe.. He baked it up for me..

Oh lookie!! Someone sent me a Cowboys cheerleader sing-o-gram!!

Can I request "We Are The Champions," beautiful? Oh, that sounds great.. I love you.. Oh.. Uh, back to the party..

Guys, pick one of these baseball bats up.. I'm serious.. You'll be glad you did..

Pinata time!!! Start swinging and beat the crap out of this!!

Oh man!! That was fun, wasn't it?! Good times, good times.. Alright, I want to thank everyone for coming to my party! Hope you enjoyed it..

Now get the bleep out of here.. The sing-o-gram and I have some... talking.. to do..

 

[Big Country]

Well, it took exactly one year, but here I am at 1,000 posts.. Just wanted to eat a little cake and celebrate the occasion.. Grab yourself a fork and a plate..

Go ahead, have a piece of cake! It's tasty..

Tastes like a championship, huh? Bill's recipe.. He baked it up for me..

Oh lookie!! Someone sent me a Cowboys cheerleader sing-o-gram!!

Can I request "We Are The Champions," beautiful? Oh, that sounds great.. I love you.. Oh.. Uh, back to the party..

Guys, pick one of these baseball bats up.. I'm serious.. You'll be glad you did..

Pinata time!!! Start swinging and beat the crap out of this!!

Oh man!! That was fun, wasn't it?! Good times, good times.. Alright, I want to thank everyone for coming to my party! Hope you enjoyed it..

Now get the bleep out of here.. The sing-o-gram and I have some... talking.. to do..

EmmittnRoy???
SNORE!!!
EmmittNROY????
SNNNNORRRRREEE!!!!

EMMITT N ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wakey, Wakey...

get back to work you're dreaming again!

BTW thanks for the invite... congrats on 1K you hoser

 

[superpunk]

You suck.

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

The popcorn in here ir really Yummy!

**

 

[Future]

wow i enjoyed that.

and b/c of it...its official, i hate my life

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Your party sucks, wheres the booze? :

 

[EMMITTnROY]

EmmittnRoy???
SNORE!!!
EmmittNROY????
SNNNNORRRRREEE!!!!

EMMITT N ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wakey, Wakey...

get back to work you're dreaming again!

BTW thanks for the invite... congrats on 1K you hoser

ha! thanks.. and yeah, i really should probably get back to work instead of searching the internet for Commanders pinata pictures..

You suck.

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me.

The popcorn in here ir really Yummy!

**

thanks man, glad you like it.. i was wanting to get some TO "Getcha Popcorn Ready" popcorn, but I don't have an extra $400 on me.. Pop Secret is gonna have to do the job!

wow i enjoyed that.

and b/c of it...its official, i hate my life

I know what will make you feel better: me and the sing-o-gram just broke up.. and she thinks you're cute..

Your party sucks, wheres the booze? :

ha! that's my 1000 posts afterparty!

 

[Screw The Hall]

Point me towards the beer and strippers please.

Congrats you're one of the good ones.

 

[EMMITTnROY]

Point me towards the beer and strippers please.

Congrats you're one of the good ones.

sorry, couldn't afford any strippers.. but Superpunk is offering to take it all off for a couple of beers, which are located over by the Pin the Tail on Andy Reid..

and thanks man, I appreciate the kind words..

 

[Yeagermeister]

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[EMMITTnROY]

Yeagermeister, sarcastic cookies taste just as good as the real ones, so thanks.

 

[Yeagermeister]

Yeagermeister, sarcastic cookies taste just as good as the real ones, so thanks.

We can't afford the good cookies so we bought the generic store brand.....keeping CBZ's Dr Pepper stocked up is expensive

 

[justbob]

Congrats ---Do you have any words of wisdom for us youngsters---I may be
late so save a little of the cake

 

[dougonthebench]

thats one of the most creative posts I've ever seen!

 

[superpunk]

sorry, couldn't afford any strippers.. but Superpunk is offering to take it all off for a couple of beers, which are located over by the Pin the Tail on Andy Reid..

and thanks man, I appreciate the kind words..

I'm naked now.

 

[Jarv]

Congrats man...

Were you doing that top 100 player list ? if so, did you ever finish it ?

 

[EMMITTnROY]

We can't afford the good cookies so we bought the generic store brand.....keeping CBZ's Dr Pepper stocked up is expensive

haha, hey I understand.. I mean, I grew up wearing Pro Wings instead of Nikes and eating the cereal in the plastic bags instead of the cereal in the boxes, so your cheap cookie made me feel right at home.. I say we flip the script on CBZ, though, and buy him some Dr. Thunder from Wal Mart and save a few dollars..

Congrats ---Do you have any words of wisdom for us youngsters---I may be
late so save a little of the cake

thanks man.. and dont worry, there is plenty of cake to go around..

as far as advice goes.. first off, ya gotta get an avatar.. secondly, refer to yourself in the third person as often as possible cause people really like that here.. and finally, if you really want to make a name for yourself, make a thread that is just a huge, im talking like five paragraph essay stuff here, rant about how much you hate TO and you are gonna renounce your allegiance to the Cowboys because we signed him.. take my advice, and you will have many happy days here..

 

[Screw The Hall]

sorry, couldn't afford any strippers.. but Superpunk is offering to take it all off for a couple of beers,

... screw the beer where's the liquor?

 

[EMMITTnROY]

thats one of the most creative posts I've ever seen!

thanks brosef..

I'm naked now.

I'm sick now.

Congrats man...

Were you doing that top 100 player list ? if so, did you ever finish it ?

thanks man! and YES.. thank you for remembering!! I didn't ever finish it because I had to take a few days off from my computer as I got a new job, and when I got back on here it was moved to the Opinion Zone.. and nobody ever posts in there, as that's where threads go to die.. and it took me about 45 minutes to do each player, so I decided to give it up as i figured nobody would see it in there anyways.. ive had a few people PM me about it, though, wanting me to finish it.. I'd love to finish it, as I was having a ball with it.. maybe the mods, since we are having a party here, will give me a little present and move the thread back to the Zone? if so, I would love to finish it..

 

[Yeagermeister]

haha, hey I understand.. I mean, I grew up wearing Pro Wings instead of Nikes and eating the cereal in the plastic bags instead of the cereal in the boxes, so your cheap cookie made me feel right at home.. I say we flip the script on CBZ, though, and buy him some Dr. Thunder from Wal Mart and save a few dollars..


thanks man.. and dont worry, there is plenty of cake to go around..

as far as advice goes.. first off, ya gotta get an avatar.. secondly, refer to yourself in the third person as often as possible cause people really like that here.. and finally, if you really want to make a name for yourself, make a thread that is just a huge, im talking like five paragraph essay stuff here, rant about how much you hate TO and you are gonna renounce your allegiance to the Cowboys because we signed him.. take my advice, and you will have many happy days here..

That fake Captn Crunch is pretty good