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1. Detroit - Matt Stafford, QB Georgia
-They'll think about making the Rams pick 1st, but they remember that the Rams don't necessarily have a QB, either.
2. St. Louis - Jason Smith, OT Baylor
-This team has needs at almost every position, but Smith is a pretty exception talent at a position crucial for the foundation of a decent offense (which they currently do not have).
3. Kansas City - Aaron Curry, LB Wake Forest
-He's too good to not take, even with Johnson and Vrabel already there.
4. Seattle - Eugene Monroe, OT Virginia
-Walter Jones is hella old.
5. Cleveland - Everette Brown, OLB Florida State
-Wimbley's struggles as a passrusher may be due to the fact that the Browns have no others.
6. Cincinnati - Andre Smith, OT Alabama
-I know everyone is freaking about his character, but the Bengals aren't worried about it.
7. Oakland - Aaron Maybin, DE Penn State
-Al Davis thought he was Jason Taylor, thinks it's 1997.
8. Jacksonville - Jeremy Maclin, WR Missouri
-Crabtree just isn't that great of a prospect, guys.
9. Green Bay - Brian Orakpo, OLB Texas
-They'd have rather gotten Maybin, but their 3-4 conversion has pigeon-holed them.
10. San Francisco - Mark Sanchez, QB USC
-Local product makes everyone forget that Shaun Hill was pretty decent.
11. Buffalo - Michael Oher, OT Mississippi
-Jason Peters wants out, and maybe Buffalo doesn't really want him that much anyway.
12. *trade* Houston - Michael Crabtree, WR Texas Tech
-Whatever. This is still pretty high for a WR who hasn't run a 40, comes from a gimmick offense and doesn't get much separation.
13. Washington - Rey Maualuga, LB USC
-With Marcus Washington leaving, the Skins could use a new meany LB.
14. New Orleans - Malcolm Jenkins, CB Ohio State
-I'm skeptical that he needs to move to safety, but the Saints could use help there, too.
15. Denver - Tyson Jackson, DE LSU
-Mike Nolan wanted Marcus Spears but, with a sigh, he settles for Tyson Jackson.
16. San Diego - Knowshon Moreno, RB Georgia
-LT may be sticking around, but only as far as San Diego's sympathy allows.
17. Jets - Josh Freeman, QB Kansas State
-Thanks to Flacco and Ryan, everyone thinks QBs are safe to draft again.
18. Chicago - William Beatty, OT Uconn
-The dirt tastes even worse when it's freezing cold, Jay.
19. Tampa Bay - Brian Cushing, LB USC
-Cato June and Derrick Brooks are goners.
20. Detroit - Eben Britton, OT Arizona
-The Falcons would have done it!
21. Philadelphia - Brandon Pettigrew, TE Oklahoma State
-He's not exactly a west coast TE, but he's the closest thing to Witten they'll find anytime soon.
22. Minnesota - Sean Smith, CB/S Utah
-They're thinking WR, but they look at Smith's measurables at the last second and can't resist. The run on DBs begins.
23. New England - Louis Delmas, S Western Michigan
-Pairs with Merriweather to make all sorts of *** pains for the rest of the league and easily win the 2009 Super Bowl. Crap.
24. Atlanta - Robert Ayers, DE Tennessee
-Three more sacks might put them over the top.
25. Miami - Jared Cook, TE South Carolina
-The reign of Foz the Great comes to an end.
26. Baltimore - DJ Moore, CB Vandy
-The Ravens like ballhawks.
27. Indianapolis - BJ Raji, DT Boston College
-I know he might not fall this far, but it's not that hard for me to imagine. His shenanigans knocked him out for a whole season, and his alleged drug test failure came at a hilariously bad time. If he is proven innocent, I retract much of this Mock.
28. Philadelphia - Chris Wells, RB Ohio State
-I really, really hope this doesn't happen. I think he's better than AP or McFadden.
29. Giants - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR Maryland
-Eh idk.
30. Tennessee - Vontae Davis, CB Illinois
-Nick Harper is hella old.
31. Arizona - Alex Mack, C California
-Do they even have a center on the roster?
32. Pittsburgh - Max Unger, OL Oregon State
-Their whole OL is kinda old.
-They'll think about making the Rams pick 1st, but they remember that the Rams don't necessarily have a QB, either.
2. St. Louis - Jason Smith, OT Baylor
-This team has needs at almost every position, but Smith is a pretty exception talent at a position crucial for the foundation of a decent offense (which they currently do not have).
3. Kansas City - Aaron Curry, LB Wake Forest
-He's too good to not take, even with Johnson and Vrabel already there.
4. Seattle - Eugene Monroe, OT Virginia
-Walter Jones is hella old.
5. Cleveland - Everette Brown, OLB Florida State
-Wimbley's struggles as a passrusher may be due to the fact that the Browns have no others.
6. Cincinnati - Andre Smith, OT Alabama
-I know everyone is freaking about his character, but the Bengals aren't worried about it.
7. Oakland - Aaron Maybin, DE Penn State
-Al Davis thought he was Jason Taylor, thinks it's 1997.
8. Jacksonville - Jeremy Maclin, WR Missouri
-Crabtree just isn't that great of a prospect, guys.
9. Green Bay - Brian Orakpo, OLB Texas
-They'd have rather gotten Maybin, but their 3-4 conversion has pigeon-holed them.
10. San Francisco - Mark Sanchez, QB USC
-Local product makes everyone forget that Shaun Hill was pretty decent.
11. Buffalo - Michael Oher, OT Mississippi
-Jason Peters wants out, and maybe Buffalo doesn't really want him that much anyway.
12. *trade* Houston - Michael Crabtree, WR Texas Tech
-Whatever. This is still pretty high for a WR who hasn't run a 40, comes from a gimmick offense and doesn't get much separation.
13. Washington - Rey Maualuga, LB USC
-With Marcus Washington leaving, the Skins could use a new meany LB.
14. New Orleans - Malcolm Jenkins, CB Ohio State
-I'm skeptical that he needs to move to safety, but the Saints could use help there, too.
15. Denver - Tyson Jackson, DE LSU
-Mike Nolan wanted Marcus Spears but, with a sigh, he settles for Tyson Jackson.
16. San Diego - Knowshon Moreno, RB Georgia
-LT may be sticking around, but only as far as San Diego's sympathy allows.
17. Jets - Josh Freeman, QB Kansas State
-Thanks to Flacco and Ryan, everyone thinks QBs are safe to draft again.
18. Chicago - William Beatty, OT Uconn
-The dirt tastes even worse when it's freezing cold, Jay.
19. Tampa Bay - Brian Cushing, LB USC
-Cato June and Derrick Brooks are goners.
20. Detroit - Eben Britton, OT Arizona
-The Falcons would have done it!
21. Philadelphia - Brandon Pettigrew, TE Oklahoma State
-He's not exactly a west coast TE, but he's the closest thing to Witten they'll find anytime soon.
22. Minnesota - Sean Smith, CB/S Utah
-They're thinking WR, but they look at Smith's measurables at the last second and can't resist. The run on DBs begins.
23. New England - Louis Delmas, S Western Michigan
-Pairs with Merriweather to make all sorts of *** pains for the rest of the league and easily win the 2009 Super Bowl. Crap.
24. Atlanta - Robert Ayers, DE Tennessee
-Three more sacks might put them over the top.
25. Miami - Jared Cook, TE South Carolina
-The reign of Foz the Great comes to an end.
26. Baltimore - DJ Moore, CB Vandy
-The Ravens like ballhawks.
27. Indianapolis - BJ Raji, DT Boston College
-I know he might not fall this far, but it's not that hard for me to imagine. His shenanigans knocked him out for a whole season, and his alleged drug test failure came at a hilariously bad time. If he is proven innocent, I retract much of this Mock.
28. Philadelphia - Chris Wells, RB Ohio State
-I really, really hope this doesn't happen. I think he's better than AP or McFadden.
29. Giants - Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR Maryland
-Eh idk.
30. Tennessee - Vontae Davis, CB Illinois
-Nick Harper is hella old.
31. Arizona - Alex Mack, C California
-Do they even have a center on the roster?
32. Pittsburgh - Max Unger, OL Oregon State
-Their whole OL is kinda old.