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I say we hire both Rivera and Singletary to go along with Garrett and name em all Co-Head Coaches. They may not have enough experience by themselves to be head coach, but as a Three-Headed monster that wouldn't matter.

Heck, instead lets hire all of our primary candidates: Turner, Rivera, Singletary, Phillips, Bowels and name em all Co-Head Coaches.

Turner - OA/MGPLGD (offensive architect/mentor to Garrett and primary link to glory days) head coach

Garrett - HCTSLGD (head coach in training and secondary link to glory days) head coach

Phillips - DACS (defensive architect and creativity specialist) head coach

Rivera - PDP-CPHCT (primary defensive play-caller and possible head coach in training) head coach

Singletary - PRPP-G/H-TSG (player relations and primary pre-game and half-time speech giver) head coach

I mean, who needs coordinators and position coaches with a staff like this :)
 
Ummm i dont know whether to laugh at your stupidty, or to mock your sarcasm.

But either way.... someone needs a new hobby
 
dargonking999;1351998 said:
Ummm i dont know whether to laugh at your stupidty, or to mock your sarcasm.

But either way.... someone needs a new hobby


Gawd, that has to be sarcasm, doesn't it? But one thought does make me chuckle....the 3 timeouts that would have to be called so they could all huddle and decide if they wanted to throw the red flag, of course, they would have used up all thier timeouts to decide that, which would make it a mute point.
 

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