My Christmas list for the Cowboys (and yours)

[GimmeTheBall!]

For Jason Garrett, a new GM
For Tony Romo, more respect than we gift him
For Lance Dunbar, a cute nurse as he rehab
For Frederick, a photo of Gurode who he don't want to emulate
For Kiffie, a healthy defensive team . . .

Forumites, contribute your presents ideas to Cowboys and staff -- skills, attributes and thangs you'd like for them to half. Keep it positive or Santy Claus will gift you coal in your manly stockings.

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[TTexasTT]

Miles

Strong Hamstrings


Monte, here bud

Jerry.. just for you

 

[guag]

4 cylinders inside at one time!

Dear God the visuals.

 

[DuDa]

Spell and grammar check

 

[TTexasTT]

Spell and grammar check

and quality posting

 

[theSHOW]

For the Cowboys Fans...a win in Chicago Monday Night Football in the cold...remember that XLVIII will be in East Rutherford, NJ

 

[ChooChoo73]

For Romo: ear plugs for the month of December
For Miles: a Indianapolis Colts Jersey for next year
For Demarcus: a hold on his bank account until he returns to form
For Jerry: a headset and a spot next to Garrett on the sidelines
For Jason Garrett: a stack of good days in December
For Mo: a case of children's tylenol
For Sean Lee: keys to Jerry's vault for the next 10 years
For Bruce Carter: a handle to use to carry Sean Lee's jock

 

[HappyOnions]

For Romo: A lobotomy to forget all of his past blunders.
For Demarcus: Some anger management classes...to make him MORE angry on the field.
For Miles: Bionic Legs.
For Sean Lee: A bubble to play in.
For Brandon Carr: A robot programmed with Calvin Johnson's talent to practice against every day.
For Jason Garrett: A collar to induce an electrical shock for every time he claps after the team under-performs.
For Gavin Escobar: Some playing time.
For Dez: Some stick-em to hold on to the ball after he catches it.

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

For the fans - A career ending injury for Jerry Jones.

 

[Manwiththeplan]

uh........for the team........a Super Bowl win

 

[DuDa]

and quality posting

Sorry couldn't help myself. Just using a little wisdom from your signature.

 

[TTexasTT]

Sorry couldn't help myself. Just using a little wisdom from your signature.

Its all good. I just put that in my sig because I heard Jimmy Swaggart posts here.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

and quality posting

You hurt my feelings at a time when I don't need them hurt no more.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You hurt my feelings at a time when I don't need them hurt no more.

Oh, you aimed that remark at someone else. OK, then. you go guy and tell him!!!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I half 99 likes. Would some kind soul like me to reach 100? I would pay well to be liked 100 times long time.

 

[bleedin' blue]

and quality posting

Love your quote!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I half 99 likes. Would some kind soul like me to reach 100? I would pay well to be liked 100 times long time.

thank I half reached and surpassed 100. I expect a fruit basket and party hat any moment now from all the mods.
thanks again.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

For Bruce Carter: a handle to use to carry Sean Lee's jock

LOL

 

[StarBoyz83]

For the Cowboys Fans...a win in Chicago Monday Night Football in the cold...remember that XLVIII will be in East Rutherford, NJ

Yes the saints, broncos, seahawks or patriots are going to freeze that game.

 

[theSHOW]

Yes the saints, broncos, seahawks or patriots are going to freeze that game.

PICK TWO since you got the big mouth.