Reverend Conehead
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I love it when a porch pirate gets his just deserts. Some people set up a fake package that's actually a glitter bomb or a stink bomb. So some greedy piece of doggy doo goes to steal the package and ... BOOM ... they're covered in glitter or dye or something. I even saw one where the package blew up with blue dye that got all over him. Then the idiot went over, looking like a Smurf, to the doorbell cam to cuss out the person who did that, threatening to sue. Ha ha ha ha ha. I would love to be on that jury. If he's dumb enough to sue, he'll have a tough time getting a sympathetic jury or judge. He wasn't injured, just embarrassed and inconvenienced. The blue dye may have gotten on his truck, so he might be able to claim there was property damage, but it was obviously his own doing. If I were on the jury, I wouldn't award him a cent. I hope he does have to get his truck repainted on his own dime. Maybe next time he'll have more respect for other people. LOL. I could watch videos like that all day. I'm a compassionate person, but I have ZERO compassion for these thieves.
