My humble attempt at a Mock

[SLATEmosphere]

Cleveland calls us and wants to trade down from the 7th spot.

We trade them our 1st,2nd,4th,Marty B and 2011 3rd for their 7th overall.

We draft Eric Berry.







Ok jk. I would do that trade though...

Okay for real...

2nd Round(38th overall)-Nate Allen FS
We trade out of the first since Iupati and Earl Thomas are long gone and collect the Browns 38th,71st and 146th picks for our 1st. We have Nasty Nate and Hamlame battle it out in TC. Let the best man win. Hamlame is then cut.

2nd Round(54th overall)-Dexter McCluster Rb/Wr/Pr/God
Cincy calls and realizes no one they want at 54 overall is better than Martellus. They talked about a first for him earlier this year so you know they are interested in him. His value obviously dropped but we still take the deal. We agree to the trade, hang up the phone, then laugh.

2nd Round(59th overall)-Tyson Alualu-DT/DE
I've been hearing that we are really interested in this guy. Even though we are keeping Spears,Hatcher and Bowen this year, you have to look ahead. Tyson can play backup NT to spell Rat in 2010 and then possibly take over for Spears in 2011 when he is let go.

3rd Round(67th overall)-Sean Lee-ILB
Well it's the 2nd day in the draft and we got to evaluate our board and for some odd reason Sean Lee slips out of the 2nd. What a gift. To make sure we get him, we trade our 71st overall that we got from the Browns, our 4th and 6th rounders to the Bucs to move up 4 spots. The ILB position may seem a bit crowded but I'm hearing we have strong interest in him. Brooking and Carp could very possibly be gone next year. Also, who's to say Carp might not get cut this year with Lee emerging?

3rd Round(90th overall)-Marshall Newhouse-OG
I know the interest is there for this guy. With Holland being gone and Proctor still on the roster, there is no depth at the OG position. He could easily take over for Kosier in 2011 at LG. They like Bewster at RT. Whatever. I guess I'll have to trust them on that one.(even though he's a total Googler and JAG)

5th Round (137th overall)-Eric Olsen-C/OG
Even though it's a very shallow C draft, Centers do typically fall during the draft. At the top the 5th, I feel like it's pretty good value. He needs to get stronger but he's got plenty of time to do that. It get's Proctor off the team hopefully, but with Proctor having pictures of Jerry in dominatrix gear, I highly doubt it.

7th Round(234th overall)-John Connor-FB
You gotta love the name. I was never very much of a Deon Anderson fan and feel like we need a big bruising FB to gain short yardage. We may decide not to carry a FB this year to open up a roster spot but this just seems like a good pick for us in the 7th round

You may wonder why I traded Marty and didn't draft a TE. I'm thinking maybe that like how Hannah is coming along and feel he's ready for the 3rd TE spot.

Nate Allen
Dexter McCluster
Tyson Alualu
Sean Lee
Marshall Newhouse

We just extended our SB window another 3 years ladies and gents.

 

[cowboyjoe]

Cleveland calls us and wants to trade down from the 7th spot.

We trade them our 1st,2nd,4th,Marty B and 2011 3rd for their 7th overall.

We draft Eric Berry.







Ok jk. I would do that trade though...

Okay for real...

2nd Round(38th overall)-Nate Allen FS


Nate Allen
Dexter McCluster
Tyson Alualu
Sean Lee
Marshall Newhouse

We just extended our SB window another 3 years ladies and gents.

alot better mock this time to me;

 

[rkell87]

Cleveland calls us and wants to trade down from the 7th spot.

We trade them our 1st,2nd,4th,Marty B and 2011 3rd for their 7th overall.

We draft Eric Berry.







Ok jk. I would do that trade though...

Okay for real...

2nd Round(38th overall)-Nate Allen FS
We trade out of the first since Iupati and Earl Thomas are long gone and collect the Browns 38th,71st and 146th picks for our 1st. We have Nasty Nate and Hamlame battle it out in TC. Let the best man win. Hamlame is then cut.

2nd Round(54th overall)-Dexter McCluster Rb/Wr/Pr/God
Cincy calls and realizes no one they want at 54 overall is better than Martellus. They talked about a first for him earlier this year so you know they are interested in him. His value obviously dropped but we still take the deal. We agree to the trade, hang up the phone, then laugh.

2nd Round(59th overall)-Tyson Alualu-DT/DE
I've been hearing that we are really interested in this guy. Even though we are keeping Spears,Hatcher and Bowen this year, you have to look ahead. Tyson can play backup NT to spell Rat in 2010 and then possibly take over for Spears in 2011 when he is let go.

3rd Round(67th overall)-Sean Lee-ILB
Well it's the 2nd day in the draft and we got to evaluate our board and for some odd reason Sean Lee slips out of the 2nd. What a gift. To make sure we get him, we trade our 71st overall that we got from the Browns, our 4th and 6th rounders to the Bucs to move up 4 spots. The ILB position may seem a bit crowded but I'm hearing we have strong interest in him. Brooking and Carp could very possibly be gone next year. Also, who's to say Carp might not get cut this year with Lee emerging?

3rd Round(90th overall)-Marshall Newhouse-OG
I know the interest is there for this guy. With Holland being gone and Proctor still on the roster, there is no depth at the OG position. He could easily take over for Kosier in 2011 at LG. They like Bewster at RT. Whatever. I guess I'll have to trust them on that one.(even though he's a total Googler and JAG)

5th Round (137th overall)-Eric Olsen-C/OG
Even though it's a very shallow C draft, Centers do typically fall during the draft. At the top the 5th, I feel like it's pretty good value. He needs to get stronger but he's got plenty of time to do that. It get's Proctor off the team hopefully, but with Proctor having pictures of Jerry in dominatrix gear, I highly doubt it.

7th Round(234th overall)-John Connor-FB
You gotta love the name. I was never very much of a Deon Anderson fan and feel like we need a big bruising FB to gain short yardage. We may decide not to carry a FB this year to open up a roster spot but this just seems like a good pick for us in the 7th round

You may wonder why I traded Marty and didn't draft a TE. I'm thinking maybe that like how Hannah is coming along and feel he's ready for the 3rd TE spot.

Nate Allen
Dexter McCluster
Tyson Alualu
Sean Lee
Marshall Newhouse

We just extended our SB window another 3 years ladies and gents.

i would love this but because major talents fall in our lap in the third it seems, every other round seems realistic.

 

[SDogo]

Nice, no complaints at all.

5th and 7th round is a crapshoot so it's possible. Looks like a plan Jerry would lay down himself.

Nice job

 

[jobberone]

Cinci did not offer a first for Bennett. That's a perpetuated myth. It was a second and a player we didn't want who is now deceased.

 

[gmoney112]

Absolutely terrible mock.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

Cinci did not offer a first for Bennett. That's a perpetuated myth. It was a second and a player we didn't want who is now deceased.

lol this post is full of fail.

It was indeed a first round pick that was discussed.

And the other report was a 4th and the deceased player.

Good job. You got them both wrong.

Anything else genius?

 

[CATCH17]

lol this post is full of fail.

It was indeed a first round pick that was discussed.

And the other report was a 4th and the deceased player.

Good job. You got them both wrong.

Anything else genius?

Man you threw humble out the window and went straight gangster.

 

[InDakWeTrust]

Ummm..you gave the Bucs a gift in the trade up for Sean Lee. To move from 71 to 67 that 4th is not needed. Maybe a 71st pick/6th and a 7th but not a 4th for sure.

 

[casmith07]

A pathetic attempt at a joke to start.

You started out great with the first two picks, but the rest of it is horrendous. Like the John Conner pick, but every other pick is atrocious.

Sean Lee is a JAG, the pick of the DT/DE is a blown pick when we clearly need to go OL early, and actually I would expect Conner to be long gone by the 7th round if there's a team out there that has a moderate need for a FB at any point after round 4.

Horrible. Just plain horrible. But it's okay - you can get better.

 

[CF74]

this mock is full of fail.

fify

No OT? Booooooooooooo

 

[SDogo]

wow, so many negative opinions of what I know was a very well researched mock.

We are going to have some very upset people come draft day. This board is going to burn in hell. lol

 

[SLATEmosphere]

wow, so many negative opinions of what I know was a very well researched mock.

We are going to have some very upset people come draft day. This board is going to burn in hell. lol

:laugh2:

It's just personal agenda's using this as an excuse to pile on.

Thanks again for the info.

 

[casmith07]

:laugh2:

It's just personal agenda's using this as an excuse to pile on.

Thanks again for the info.

Actually, no, your mock draft is really bad after the first two picks.

Sorry.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

Actually, no, your mock draft is really bad after the first two picks.

Sorry.

:laugh2:

Still bitter about losing to me in the "best rookie poster" award?

:laugh2: :laugh2:

Pathetic little man. Catch up.

 

[casmith07]

:laugh2:

Still bitter about losing to me in the "best rookie poster" award?

:laugh2: :laugh2:

Pathetic little man. Catch up.

No, your mock draft is just not that good, dude. The emoticons are nice and all, but it's really just average.

Nate Allen pick? Great.

McCluster? Even better.

But it goes south from there. The OG is a good one, but I think we'd try for that a bit higher than where you've got him. I think John Conner is a little low too. Late 5th, maybe 6th.

Like I said, the use of dysphemisms instead of players' names is sad, and childish. Otherwise, the analysis wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't so hard to read.

I just think the picks are out of place. That's all.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

No, your mock draft is just not that good, dude. The emoticons are nice and all, but it's really just average.

Nate Allen pick? Great.

McCluster? Even better.

But it goes south from there. The OG is a good one, but I think we'd try for that a bit higher than where you've got him. I think John Conner is a little low too. Late 5th, maybe 6th.

Like I said, the use of dysphemisms instead of players' names is sad, and childish. Otherwise, the analysis wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't so hard to read.

I just think the picks are out of place. That's all.

:laugh2:

that was actually a nice retort

 

[casmith07]

:laugh2:

that was actually a nice retort

Don't hide it - it's okay, he won't break up with you if you don't agree with his every breath.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Don't hide it - it's okay, he won't break up with you if you don't agree with his every breath.

I actually just wanted to try out my new nickname for you. No hard feelings, trashbin.

 

[SLATEmosphere]

:laugh2:

that was actually a nice retort

Perfect name