My new favorite joke for this season!!

[thor_01]

A young boy's parents seperate and divorce, he tries living with first one then the other, but both parents have anger issues, and beat and abuse him continuously, until finally protective services steps in a takes the boy to foster care, upon the six month review the boy is brought back before a judge along with both parents,

the judge says "after this six months seperation period we try to reunite the families, therefor young man you have a choice to make as to who you would like to go with"

the child stood with his head down, and said nothing for a long time....

finally the judge asked,"well would you like to go with your father"

to which the boy responded,"no"

again the judge tried,"well would you like to go with your mother"

and again the boy replied quickly,"no"

looking frustrated the judge asked,"well who would you like to go with"

the child replied," the Washington Commanders, they don't beat anybody"

hopefully there is truth in levity lol

 

[AsthmaField]

LOL... you gotta love a good Commanders joke just prior to the start of the NFL season.

 

[twentytwo]

haha that's great

 

[Idgit]

You just know any joke that starts out "A young boy's parents seperate and divorce, he tries living with first one then the other, but both parents have anger issues, and beat and abuse him continuously...." Is going to be a crack-up.

 

[tyke1doe]

Shouldn't the punch line be the Detroit Lions?

 

[Future]

You just know any joke that starts out "A young boy's parents seperate and divorce, he tries living with first one then the other, but both parents have anger issues, and beat and abuse him continuously...." Is going to be a crack-up.

Yea, at first I really wondered where the joke was going...

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL. Nice. I like that.