My relationship with Siri has been going downhill

[Chrispierce]

Hey conehead!! I this is odd...but I just pulled up my little spot downtown. Notice no parking signs all over from now till 2/14 Valentines Day. Huge start up tech business conference. Looool. Zuckerberg....he’s putting this on,I know he is....his new think tank building just opened up. The people who make holograms and robots and AI be everywhere to network and exchange new ideas. What happens here this week? Gonna change our futures. No kidding....”Joi” isn’t just a joke.

 

[Runwildboys]

The Amazon Echo Dot has done something similar to me. I was laying in bed almost asleep with Naked Gun in the tv when the Dot suddenly staying making a long fart noise. My eye popped open, saw the blue light and could tell it was making the sound. Was very disconcerting.

Sounds like the honeymoon's over!

 

[Runwildboys]

Just get nude with her in the bed...

He probably won't be able sleep, with all the laughter.