My solution to the coaching problem

[Yeagermeister]

I posted this in another thread but the sheer genius of it requires it's own thread

Fire all the coaches and replace them with our mod squad

HC - Reality when something goes wrong we always blame him anyways
DC and Kicking coach - Hos
OC - CBZ he's been around so long he's seen everything
ST - Juke well cause he's "special"
OL - WG she would straighen them out
DL - Duane
LB - Winki
Secondary - TB cause he's tricky
TE - BP self explainatory
RB - Dale

Yeag - cheerleader selection

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I am married, poor and a mod.

I think I have enough hell in my life. :laugh1:

 

[Yeagermeister]

I am married, poor and a mod.

I think I have enough hell in my life. :laugh1:

You could have stopped there

 

[WoodysGirl]

Why do you have me dealing w/the OL? Can't I have a linebacker or a safety? Why does trick get the whole secondary?

 

[CrazyCowboy]

Why do you have me dealing w/the OL? Can't I have a linebacker or a safety? Why does trick get the whole secondary?

Because this offensive line needs a lot of help! :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

Why do you have me dealing w/the OL? Can't I have a linebacker or a safety? Why does trick get the whole secondary?

You'd whip them in to shape. Imagine a mad black woman getting on their butts all day every day.