Name 3 things that will occur Sunday : Cowboys at Giants

1. Kiffin will suffer a stroke and become more incoherent than Jerry.
2. Carter will get shot and killed by Simmons.
3. DAL 56 - NYG 14.
 
1. Dez goes off on the sidelines.

2. Romo goes out with an injury.

3. Garrett calls a time out to let Bailey win the game.

But, he misses the kick.
 
The defense will suck, the offense will frustrate and the Cowboys will lose
 
Zordon makes a thread about firing Garrett
We give up on the run game after the first quarter and lack any offensive identity again
We become an even bigger laughing stock of the nfl with our defensive performance (or lack of...)
 
1. Eli and Tony will both throw for an INT
2. Eli and Tony will both throw for 50+ yard TDs
3. Either Eli or Tony will be in position to engineer a game winning drive.
 
Romo completes a pass.
We run for positive yards.
Defense gives up a touchdown.
 
there will be a kickoff to start the game
there will be a halftime
and at the end there will be a winner
 
1. A game will be played.
2. The game will contain Cowboys and Giants.
3. After the game, we further establish our credibility as the dumbest fan base in the league.
 
Eli will make a stupid face.

Coughlin will have a red face.

Garrett will clap.

( And I accept paypal if anyone wants some action on these bold predictions)
 
Zordon makes a thread about firing Garrett
We give up on the run game after the first quarter and lack any offensive identity again
We become an even bigger laughing stock of the nfl with our defensive performance (or lack of...)

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Zordon makes a thread about firing Garrett
We give up on the run game after the first quarter and lack any offensive identity again
We become an even bigger laughing stock of the nfl with our defensive performance (or lack of...)

You forgot #4.... Garrett will still be the head coach after the game. LOL
 
1. DeMarco Murray will be featured early, but with little success.
2. Giants will A gap blitz all game long
3. Cowboy defense will be surprisingly effective in the first half, but after halftime, the cracks will appear
 
1. Dallas' running game will start out taking big chunks of yards but will be abandoned half-way through the 2nd drive.
2. Carrot top will remain consistent with his typical time mismanagement behavior.
3. It will come down to the wire (Thanks, JG!) with Eli throwing a pick on the comeback drive (which will not be discussed by ESPN) to GIVE us the win.
 

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