Name the 100 Guys You Would Pick to take on the Gorilla?

[DasTex]

Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones

Since we are sacrificing 100 people

 

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1- Chuck Norris
2- Michael Duncan Clarke
3- Andre the Giant
4- Royce Gracie
5- Renzo Gracie
6- Captain Spaulding
7- Otis
8- Baby
9- Brock Lesnar
10-Hapfor Julius Bjornson
11- Hakuno Sho
12- Haku
13- Anderson Silva
14- Wanderlai Silva
15- Big Show

16- Bill Kazmaier
17- Jerry Jones
18- Stephen Jones
19....

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Talking about wrestlers that were legit tough guys, got to add Harley Race in there

 

[DasTex]

Prime Tyson
Georges St Pierre

 

[Creeper]

It would be an interesting experiment. If 100 guys acted in unison, they might be able to take the gorilla down and hold him down, but could they hurt it? I don't know. The problem is gorillas will use their hands, feet and teeth to fight and in all 3 cases they are far superior to humans. Gorillas can be 10 times stronger than any man, and can bite with a force over 1200 lbs. per square inch. They can literally bite your head off. I don't think a man can punch, kick or bite a gorilla hard enough to hurt him. After all, gorillas are used to fighting other gorillas.

The only chance the men would have would be to all jump on top of the gorilla at once and potentially crush him with their combined weight. Get 100 300lb offensive linemen which would be a total of 30,000 lb on top of the gorilla and perhaps they can suffocate him. How you manage that without the gorilla ripping most of the men in half is the problem to solve.

 

[cowboyec]

samson.

 

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19- Harley Race
20- Mike Tyson
21- George St. Pierre
22- Sampson
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25..

 

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23- Jimmy Kolb( Holds the world record for bench press 1,401 lbs)

 

[nobody]

Joke answer:

It only takes one. Christopher Lambert.

 

[DallasEast]

Joke answer:

It only takes one. Christopher Lambert.

Lambert is a pretty flexible suggestion. In addition to being King of the Jungle, he could:

• maybe outlast the gorilla if his head doesn't get bitten off
• give the gorilla a run for its money with the Goth blood running through his veins
• electrocute the gorilla with lightning

He has definitely played his share of tough guy roles.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Bill Kazmaier

magnus ver magnusson

 

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24-Christopher Lambert

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25- Nathan Jones( He's that huge guy who played in Mad Max: Fury Road)
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26....

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[DallasEast]

 

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26-Bruce Lee

 

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27-Lou Ferrigno