Name the 100 Guys You Would Pick to take on the Gorilla?

[cowboyec]

Tyron 77 Smith.

 

[cowboyec]

the rock n roll express.

the gorilla gets dropped by that double drop kick by the greatest tag team in the world.
rock n roll forever,baby.

 

[timb2]

#77- Bob Lilly

#78- Rayfield Wright

#79-Tyron Smith

#80- Ricky Morton

#81- Robert Gibson

#82-

#83-

#84-?

 

[timb2]

#82- Brian Shaw
6'-8",400 lbs

 

[timb2]

83- Dan " The Beast" Severn

84- Don Frye

85- Kane

86- Braun Strowman

87- Batista

88- Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner

 

[timb2]

89- Bobby Lashley

90- Magnus Ver Magnusson( Sorry I missed Brainpaint's entry earlier)

91-?

 

[cowboyec]

american dream dusty rhodes.

 

[cowboyec]

abdullah the butcher.

 

[cowboyec]

Harvey 79 Martin.

 

[cowboyec]

Jim 77 Jeffcoat.

 

[cowboyec]

Jethro 75 Pugh.

 

[timb2]

91- Ernie Ladd

92- Abdullah the Butcher

93- Harvey Martin

94- Jim Jeffcoat

95- Jethro Pugh

96..- Dusty Rhodes

97..?

98..?

99..?

100..?

 

[Juggernaut]

97. Rondo Hatton

98. Ted Cassidy

99. Richard Kiel

100. The Great Khali

 

[Runwildboys]

Why do people want to see all our favorite Cowboys get killed?...and speaking of Cowboys, why isn't John Wayne on the list?

 

[timb2]

Hmmmm predict the outcome. My prediction is here.

 

[cowboyec]

we all know how this ends.
the king with the kill shot.

 

[timb2]

1- Chuck Norris
2- Michael Duncan Clarke
3- Andre the Giant
4- Royce Gracie
5- Renzo Gracie
6- Captain Spaulding
7- Otis
8- Baby
9- Brock Lesnar
10- Hapfor Julius Bjornson
11-Hakuno Sho
12- Haku
13- Anderson Silva
14- Wanderlai Silva
15- Big Show
16- Bill Kazmaier
17-Jerry Jones
18- Stephen Jones
19- Harley Race
20- Mike Tyson
21- George St. Pierre
22- Sampson
23- Jimmy Kolb
24- Christopher Lambert
25- Nathan Jones
26-Bruce Lee
27- Lou Ferrigno
28-Larry Allen
29- Erik Williams
30-Randy White
31- Hulk Hogan
32-Elvis Pressley
33- Gysgt. Hartman
34-Mark Henry
35-Kimbo Slice
36- Tank Abbott
37- Butterbean
38- Ken Shamrock
39- Too Tall Jones
40- Shaquille O'Neal
41- Undertaker
42- George Foreman
43- Joy Behar
44-Charlton Heston(Taylor)
45- Macho Man
46-Road Warrior Hawk
47- Road Warrior Animal
48- Junkyard Dog
49- Tyson Fury
50- Shaka Zulu
51- Rhonda Rousey
52-Chesty Puller
53- Bruiser Brody
54- Animal(Full Metal Jacket)
55-Kerry Von Erich
56- Francis
57-Sgt. Hulka
58-Muhammaad Ali
59- Tiny Lister
60- Dolph Lundgren
61- Jackie Chan
62- Jet Li
63- Arnold Schwartzeneegger
64- Jesse Ventura
65- Davey Crockett
66- Daniel Boone
67- C.Dale Peterson
68-Duane " The Rock" Johnson
69-Sting
70- Ultimate Warrior
71- Martyn Ford
72-Yokozuna
73- Lennox Lewis
74- Jon Jones
75- Fedor Emalienko
76-Bob Lilly
77- Rayfield Wright
78- Tyron Smith
79- Ricky Morton
80- Robert Gibson
81-Brian Shaw
82- Dan Severn
83- Don Frye
84- Kane
85- Braun Strowman
86- Scott Steiner
87- Bautista
88-Bobby Lashley
89- Magnus Ver Magnusson
90- Ernie Ladd
91- Harvey Martin
92-Abdullah the Butcher
93- Jim Jeffcoat
94- Jethro Pugh
95- Dusty Rhodes
96-Rondo Hatton
97- Ted Cassidy
98- The Great Khali
99-Richard Kiel

Who am I missing or do we need one more?

 

[Runwildboys]

1- Chuck Norris
2- Michael Duncan Clarke
3- Andre the Giant
4- Royce Gracie
5- Renzo Gracie
6- Captain Spaulding
7- Otis
8- Baby
9- Brock Lesnar
10- Hapfor Julius Bjornson
11-Hakuno Sho
12- Haku
13- Anderson Silva
14- Wanderlai Silva
15- Big Show
16- Bill Kazmaier
17-Jerry Jones
18- Stephen Jones
19- Harley Race
20- Mike Tyson
21- George St. Pierre
22- Sampson
23- Jimmy Kolb
24- Christopher Lambert
25- Nathan Jones
26-Bruce Lee
27- Lou Ferrigno
28-Larry Allen
29- Erik Williams
30-Randy White
31- Hulk Hogan
32-Elvis Pressley
33- Gysgt. Hartman
34-Mark Henry
35-Kimbo Slice
36- Tank Abbott
37- Butterbean
38- Ken Shamrock
39- Too Tall Jones
40- Shaquille O'Neal
41- Undertaker
42- George Foreman
43- Joy Behar
44-Charlton Heston(Taylor)
45- Macho Man
46-Road Warrior Hawk
47- Road Warrior Animal
48- Junkyard Dog
49- Tyson Fury
50- Shaka Zulu
51- Rhonda Rousey
52-Chesty Puller
53- Bruiser Brody
54- Animal(Full Metal Jacket)
55-Kerry Von Erich
56- Francis
57-Sgt. Hulka
58-Muhammaad Ali
59- Tiny Lister
60- Dolph Lundgren
61- Jackie Chan
62- Jet Li
63- Arnold Schwartzeneegger
64- Jesse Ventura
65- Davey Crockett
66- Daniel Boone
67- C.Dale Peterson
68-Duane " The Rock" Johnson
69-Sting
70- Ultimate Warrior
71- Martyn Ford
72-Yokozuna
73- Lennox Lewis
74- Jon Jones
75- Fedor Emalienko
76-Bob Lilly
77- Rayfield Wright
78- Tyron Smith
79- Ricky Morton
80- Robert Gibson
81-Brian Shaw
82- Dan Severn
83- Don Frye
84- Kane
85- Braun Strowman
86- Scott Steiner
87- Bautista
88-Bobby Lashley
89- Magnus Ver Magnusson
90- Ernie Ladd
91- Harvey Martin
92-Abdullah the Butcher
93- Jim Jeffcoat
94- Jethro Pugh
95- Dusty Rhodes
96-Rondo Hatton
97- Ted Cassidy
98- The Great Khali
99-Richard Kiel

Who am I missing or do we need one more?

To quote Trace Adkins, "Ain't no man alive tougher than John Wayne".

 

[timb2]

To quote Trace Adkins, "Ain't no man alive tougher than John Wayne".

100- John Wayne

 

[timb2]

How does this fight go down?

We lure the Gorilla out with Rhonda Rousey as the Gorilla gets the King Kong size crush on her like Faye Wray. As the Gorilla gets close we send the 1st wave. All the Martial Artists,MMA Fighters to attack. Gorilla gets hit multiple times at all angles but gets so angry starts wiping out some of guys

Gone from the fight are
Don Frye
Dan Severn
Jackie Chan
Jet Li
Rhonda Rousey( felt betrayed by her)
Renzo Gracie
Royce Gracie
Wanderlai Silva
Ken Shamrock
George St. Pierre

Chesty Puller & Gysgt . Hartman direct the 2nd wave of misfits to join the surving martial artists & MMAfighters.
2nd Wave Is more of a mental torture for the Gorilla. Hartman is belittling the gorilla from a distant hill. Joy Behar scares the Gorilla with her face. He's getting frustrated and gets his 2nd wind for fighting

Gone in 2nd group

Sgt. Hulka
Francis
Otis
Capt. Spaulding
Jerry Jones
Stephen Jones
Fedor Emalienko
Chesty Puller

Hartman takes control and sends in the rest but before he can call a full on attack the Gorilla grabs Joy Behar and throws her at Hartman on the hill knocking them out.

Gone
GYSGT Hartman
Joy Behar

Chuck Norris takes command and use Baby the only female left to try to seduce the gorilla, but she is too nuts and Gorilla is now jilted.

Baby down

Chuck Norris calls on the rest full attack.

Someone else continue the story.....