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The Duke
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If so, then I have one for you.
Last night I took my wife out to dinner for Valentine's Day. We decided to go to Olive Garden. Towards the end of dinner there is a young couple sitting behind me. They had a blonde haired little girl in pigtails. Couldn't have even been 2 years old yet. Big blue eyes. Adorable.
Suddenly this little girl starts screaming, "Mommy, Mommy, oh Mommy."
Annoying as hell right? Except I look at my wife and she is laughing. Then I noticed other people around us were too. So I turn around.
This little girl is in her high chair, eyes absolutely wide open, waving both arms and saying, "Mommy, Mommy, oh Mommy." Meanwhile Mommy is trying as hard as she can to shovel spoonful after spoonful of Fetuccini Alfredo into this little girl's mouth. No sooner would she get a mouthful than she would again start begging.
The whole back end of the restaurant is laughing. The Daddy of this little girl can't breathe. He's practically slumped over in his chair. The poor Mommy has tears streaming down her face. Not even sips of soda pop could stop her. She didn't stop until she was absolutely full. She waved her tiny little arms the entire time she was begging for the food. Mommy's hands were trembling from the laughter.
I think I know what her favorite food is.
Last night I took my wife out to dinner for Valentine's Day. We decided to go to Olive Garden. Towards the end of dinner there is a young couple sitting behind me. They had a blonde haired little girl in pigtails. Couldn't have even been 2 years old yet. Big blue eyes. Adorable.
Suddenly this little girl starts screaming, "Mommy, Mommy, oh Mommy."
Annoying as hell right? Except I look at my wife and she is laughing. Then I noticed other people around us were too. So I turn around.
This little girl is in her high chair, eyes absolutely wide open, waving both arms and saying, "Mommy, Mommy, oh Mommy." Meanwhile Mommy is trying as hard as she can to shovel spoonful after spoonful of Fetuccini Alfredo into this little girl's mouth. No sooner would she get a mouthful than she would again start begging.
The whole back end of the restaurant is laughing. The Daddy of this little girl can't breathe. He's practically slumped over in his chair. The poor Mommy has tears streaming down her face. Not even sips of soda pop could stop her. She didn't stop until she was absolutely full. She waved her tiny little arms the entire time she was begging for the food. Mommy's hands were trembling from the laughter.
I think I know what her favorite food is.
