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Hostile;1534915 said:
The way to keep Eagles out of your yard is to paint a goal line.


I was going to say put up a trophy case in the front....
 

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Vintage;1534918 said:
I was going to say put up a trophy case in the front....
That works for the refrigerator, make it look like a trophy case.
 

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Vintage;1534898 said:
They have satellite TV in McCordsville?

Huh.


They have one satellite feeding a 12 in tv in the barbershop...there they talk about why thier crops wont grow and what happened last time McDonalds tried to come to thier town back in 87' "All these fancy names, like Big Mac, I'll give you a big mac.....give me some meat throw it on a burger....Big Mac my ***, knew a guy two towns over, his name was Big Bill...." Aint the smartest but they can grow some crop
 

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Facin'Fools;1534922 said:
They have one satellite feeding a 12 in tv in the barbershop...there they talk about why thier crops wont grow and what happened last time McDonalds tried to come to thier town back in 87' "All these fancy names, like Big Mac, I'll give you a big mac.....give me some meat throw it on a burger....Big Mac my ***, knew a guy two towns over, his name was Big Bill...." Aint the smartest but they can grow some crop


LOL....

Obviously they aint the smartest....McCordsville Cowboy is from there.
 

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Hostile;1534915 said:
The way to keep Eagles out of your yard is to paint a goal line.


We did find the goal line against you last year...and just to make one less post on this thread....I'll help out the colorful retorts that all will end with this travisty...but all those trophies dont help you on the field

:horse::trophy:
 

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Facin'Fools;1534926 said:
We did find the goal line against you last year...and just to make one less post on this thread....I'll help out the colorful retorts that all will end with this travisty...but all those trophies dont help you on the field

:horse::trophy:
All those trophies don't help you at all.

:grin:
 

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Facin'Fools;1534931 said:
They are just a constant reminder of when you team WAS dominant....:eek:


I suppose I'd rather have a history than no history at all.

But yeah, Id rather be better today than better yesterday.
 

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Vintage;1534934 said:
I suppose I'd rather have a history than no history at all.

But yeah, Id rather be better today than better yesterday.

Come on...the eagles have a history! To bad for them that it sucks!

(choke, choke, choke) ---- (puke)!
 

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5Stars;1534938 said:
Come on...the eagles have a history! To bad for them that it sucks!

(choke, choke, choke) ---- (puke)!


I could go down the road and talk about choking but who wants to talk about field goal attempts....I've moved on, so should you
 

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Facin'Fools;1534942 said:
I could go down the road and talk about choking but who wants to talk about field goal attempts....I've moved on, so should you


I've moved on...with SuperBowl trophys from my favorite team to remember. Of course you "have moved on"...I would too if I were an eagle fan. I would not want to discuss my lousey eagle team either!

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5Stars;1534946 said:
I've moved on...with SuperBowl trophys from my favorite team to remember. Of course you "have moved on"...I would too if I were an eagle fan. I would not want to discuss your teams past!

:laugh2:

Past does include the last 10 years...right?
 

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Facin'Fools;1534950 said:
Past does include the last 10 years...right?


Yes...what has your team accomplished aside from beating up a bad Cowboy squad? Your team still does not have the ultimate prize...2nd place is nothing but the loser...
 

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5Stars;1534954 said:
Yes...what has your team accomplished aside from beating up a bad Cowboy squad? Your team still does not have the ultimate prize...2nd place is nothing but the loser...

Nothing, your right....but I'll never call my team bad and W's through the year against the cowboys can get me by
 

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Facin'Fools;1534959 said:
Nothing, your right....but I'll never call my team bad and W's through the year against the cowboys can get me by


Of course it will get you by...that's all you have! That's all you and other team's suckers live for! To beat the Cowboys...

See, Cowboy fans understand that. That's the price we pay for being the most recognizable and loved football team on the planet!

:laugh2: Got batteries?
 

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5Stars;1534962 said:
Of course it will get you by...that's all you have! That's all you and other team's suckers live for! To beat the Cowboys...

See, Cowboy fans understand that. That's the price we pay for being the most recognizable and loved football team on the planet!

:laugh2: Got batteries?

Live for.....no.......enjoy....absolutely
 

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Facin'Fools;1534922 said:
They have one satellite feeding a 12 in tv in the barbershop...there they talk about why thier crops wont grow and what happened last time McDonalds tried to come to thier town back in 87' "All these fancy names, like Big Mac, I'll give you a big mac.....give me some meat throw it on a burger....Big Mac my ***, knew a guy two towns over, his name was Big Bill...." Aint the smartest but they can grow some crop


Hey, that sounds like Poedunkville where I live!:eek:
 
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