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best of craigslist > SF bay area > Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend Originally Posted: Wed, 7 May 14:49 PDT
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.
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Sounds like he should join one of those underground fight clubs. I've thought about it myself.
 

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ethiostar;2727960 said:
Sounds like he should join one of those underground fight clubs. I've thought about it myself.

umm... The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
 

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trickblue;2727963 said:
umm... The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!

:laugh2:
 

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trickblue;2727963 said:
umm... The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!

what do we do with him, sir?
 

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best of craigslist > SF bay area > Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend Originally Posted: Wed, 7 May 14:49 PDT
Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend

Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT


I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
  • Compensation: $350 up front
PostingID: 672031640


I had to re-read this before I realized it wasn't actually your ad TB. I was all set to be your nemesis. I already know where you live(don't ask me how), so it would have been easy to start causing you trouble.
 

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joseephuss;2728093 said:
I had to re-read this before I realized it wasn't actually your ad TB. I was all set to be your nemesis. I already know where you live(don't ask me how), so it would have been easy to start causing you trouble.

Geez... another stalker... great...

First WoodysGirl now you...
 
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