Never Ending Poem

[Trouty]

Brain matter seems to be oozing?
Thinking will make your mind grow.

If only I could stop this flow
and get to a better place

 

[Vtwin]

If only I could stop this flow
and get to a better place

Far away from the rat race
And closer to the heart

 

[GMO415]

Because it's cheaper
to keep her

 

[Bigdog]

All these threads are confusing
compounded more when I'm boozing

That is such a good post
It is no surprise that likes received you have the most.

 

[Cowpolk]

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

 

[Cowpolk]

Born and raised in the south,
looking at your face makes me puke in my mouth.

 

[Cowpolk]

Looking at you, I knew my words had to be tender and warm.
So I said, "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"

 

[Cowpolk]

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

 

[Cowpolk]

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[Melonfeud]

For my life's been fine
Till I ran outta' time
As the ax- man
Slung my head in the trash can

 

[Runwildboys]

If you wanna cheat
You have to repeat

 

[Runwildboys]

And write your next rhyme
Down on the next line

 

[DallasEast]

“Your rhymes suck!”
Said my pet duck

 

[cowboyec]

Ive heard it said it was finger lickin'
but Im too drunk to taste this chicken

 

[nobody]

This poem has taken quite a turn,
now it looks like an ex we've agreed to burn.

 

[Runwildboys]

I didn't think it would take long to sever
The rhymes from the poem, we're not that clever.

 

[nobody]

The content of this poem flows like lumpy oatmeal,
It evokes a feeling of disbelief that's surreal

 

[nobody]

That anyone spends the time to read this,
only to find that it's a swing and a miss.



(Actually, it's fun. Thanks for starting it.)

 

[Trouty]

Still confused by this thread,
as i sit here and scratch my head

 

[Trouty]

do we rhyme with the previous post
or move on, and make our most?