New Concession Ideas for 2025

[Captain-Crash]

I’m sorry it hurt your feelings that Dak has better stats than Romo the first nine years. The truth hurts sometimes.

It seems you’re a big Jerry fan, happy with the subpar playoff results the past three decades. Jerry counts on fans like you so be sure to grab your season tickets, Cowboys SWAG, and Cowboys sunglasses for those afternoon games where fans and players are blinded by the sun.

I never said I hate Romo, I simply pointed out that Romo and Dak have the same stats, have the same two measly wild card wins, but one is viewed as a future ROH candidate while the other is reviled by a lot of fans. It’s simply a double standard. But hey, we seem to disagree on this so no worries.

Enjoy being a Jerry defender as there are so few left.

np, now get back to crying about Romo. Jerry loves you. He knows you will be back no matter what he does. LMAO....

 

[DallasEast]

...Romo and Dak have the same stats, have the same two measly wild card wins, but one is viewed as a future ROH candidate while the other is reviled by a lot of fans. It’s simply a double standard...

lol. Both quarterbacks have been overly criticized.

A good percentage of fans wanted the predecessor to disappear so badly that they fell totally under the influence of Team Chemistry Euphoria. Similarly, a good number of fans want the successor gone so much that they cannot simply acknowledge the revised NFL MVP voting system named him AS a runner-up MVP.

So, I do not really understand how there is a marginal difference between the two on some unquantifiable 'reviled' scale. As far as this site is concerned, some members have stated both men are the worst NFL quarterbacks they can think of--EVEN excluding all comments made during 2016.

And the Ring of Honor is totally a Jerry Jones thing. It is extremely likely he would either put both men in it or leave both out of it if he has his say. The man's head is like a bag of cats concerning sane topics.

 

[Chasing6]

lol. Both quarterbacks have been overly criticized.

A good percentage of fans wanted the predecessor to disappear so badly that they fell totally under the influence of Team Chemistry Euphoria. Similarly, a good number of fans want the successor gone so much that they cannot simply acknowledge the revised NFL MVP voting system named him AS a runner-up MVP.

So, I do not really understand how there is a marginal difference between the two on some unquantifiable 'reviled' scale. As far as this site is concerned, some members have stated both men are the worst NFL quarterbacks they can think of--EVEN excluding all comments made during 2016.

And the Ring of Honor is totally a Jerry Jones thing. It is extremely likely he would either put both men in it or leave both out of it if he has his say. The man's head is like a bag of cats concerning sane topics.

Too many GM Jethro homers simply blame the QB's and or Coaches over the last 30 years.

Keep in mind, Jethro makes all of the decisions on who the QB and the Coaches will be.

 

[DallasEast]

Keep in mind, Jethro makes all of the decisions on who the QB and the Coaches will be.

Thanks for the reminder but I think it is only necessary for anyone who remain clueless of that fact.

 

[TwistedL0g1k]

"Thirty for Naught"

It cost $30 and you get nothing

 

[shabazz]

Make It Stop Salad...$7.50/serv

served with lettuce, tomatoes, bell peppers, onions--topped with Jerry Jones secret hillbilly word sauce​

Noisy Puppies...$6.50/six ct

fried cornmeal balls--prepped with microphone shaped spatulas​

Jerry Skittles...$3.00/pkg

Taste the <expletive>!​

Charlotte Jones Yeast Rolls
Localy sourced and served body temperature

 

[DallasEast]

Charlotte Jones Yeast Rolls
Localy sourced and served body temperature

DUDE!

I do not know what to say, other than I will not be making this go *POOF!*

Right now.

 

[sunalsorises]

Right now you can get a Dallas Dog. It’s a loaded hot dog and it’s delicious. It's exactly like the Philly Frank and very close in price. The only difference......the Philly Frank is available in January and February.

Also you can eat them while sitting in a jail under the stadium waiting for your arraignment hearing.

 

[sunalsorises]

Glory Donut Holes

CeeDee's Nuts. (Peanuts)

Tough to pick a winner but it is one of these two.

 

[ArtClink]

Is this still the 2025 New Concessions thread? If so, I’d like to add:

1. The Taco Charlton Tacos
2. The Ebenezer Eckubon (EE) Electric Eel Salad
3. Chan Gailey Grilled Chicken Sandwich
4. E. Smith Shake
5. The Bob Lilly Hot Dog (it will set you back $29) only real Cowboy fans will get this one
6. The Wade “Phillips Screwdriver” (Milk of Magnesia and Vodka)

 

[Bobhaze]

Is this still the 2025 New Concessions thread? If so, I’d like to add:

1. The Taco Charlton Tacos
2. The Ebenezer Eckubon (EE) Electric Eel Salad
3. Chan Gailey Grilled Chicken Sandwich
4. E. Smith Shake
5. The Bob Lilly Hot Dog (it will set you back $29) only real Cowboy fans will get this one
6. The Wade “Phillips Screwdriver” (Milk of Magnesia and Vodka)

• The Bill Parcells “Consider Yourself Sucked” popsicle.
• The Jerry Jones “Kids meal” with a surprise mystery Jones kid in every box.
• The “Spaulding Burger”.
• The Stephen Jones “Permanent Meal Deal”. $5000 dollar Meal License “entitles” any fan to an all you can eat pass for the entire season. No qualifications necessary.

 

[ArtClink]

• The Bill Parcells “Consider Yourself Sucked” popsicle.
• The Jerry Jones “Kids meal” with a surprise mystery Jones kid in every box.
• The “Spaulding Burger”.
• The Stephen Jones “Permanent Meal Deal”. $5000 dollar Meal License “entitles” any fan to an all you can eat pass for the entire season. No qualifications necessary.

Great list Hazey! Glad Spaulding made this list lol.

 

[StarOfGlory]

The Mazi Burger.

When the counter lady tries to bring it to you, she gets knocked backward so someone else gets their food first.