New Cowboys Drinking Game

[ArtClink]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

 

[JBS]

You are trying to kill some of members on this board

 

[RodeoJake]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

Our D forces a three and out
We go a quarter without a penalty
Mazi gets a sack

 

[BoysForLife]

This is dangerous @ArtClink.

I could see people literally taking an ambulance ride to get their stomach pumped

 

[nate dizzle]

You are trying to kill some of members on this board

By halftime

 

[BoysForLife]

Our D forces a three and out
We go a quarter without a penalty
Mazi gets a sack

The idea is to get people drunk.

None of the stuff you said is likely to happen....

 

[Rayman70]

We fans been playing this drinking game for the last 30 years. That's how long we been stuck in purgatory. At this point I guess it's considered Stockholm syndrome. Lol . It's a love hate relationship ain't it fellas?

 

[RodeoJake]

The idea is to get people drunk.

None of the stuff you said is likely to happen....

But I'm diabetic. Getting drunk ain't a good idea

 

[Ranching]

Every time Bob posts anti Jerry and MountaineerCowboy posts anti Dak.....we'll all be in a coma! Lol

 

[Doomsday]

I do a shot every time they get a first down, it is a lot cheaper.

 

[gtb1943]

gotta add every mention of a WAR DADDY
or
secret sauce

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

Micah says something on his podcast that gets its own thread on Cowboyszone

 

[ShortRound]

These threads used to be fun

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

You are trying to kill some of members on this board

Exactly.

Jerry picking his nose is enough just by itself to ensure everyone in here blacks our by the 3rd quarter..... the rest is just a death sentence

That said....it sounds like a fun game.

 

[The Quest for Six]

You are trying to kill some of members on this board

I've developed a high tolerance......

 

[Ranching]

Every time the sun gets in my eyes

 

[Carson]

A shot for every time Jerry says “Uhh”

We will all be dead after one interview

 

[Rayman70]

Why can't we have nice things?

 

[Cmac]

You are trying to kill some of members on this board

Yep....there goes the liver.

 

[LifetimeBoysFan]

Recommended add ons:

Holding calls
mentions of Parsons not getting holding calls
pre snap penalties
reverses to CeeDee
running plays under 3 yards
Opponent touchdowns/sacks/turnovers
Mike calling a bad play in critical situations