New Cowboys Drinking Game

[PAPPYDOG]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

Here's another game idea..............

Every Dak interception takes 2 shots.
Every FG takes a shot.
Every sack takes a shot.
Every Dak fumble takes a shot.
By halftime, you will be passed out on the floor!

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Exactly.

Jerry picking his nose is enough just by itself to ensure everyone in here blacks our by the 3rd quarter..... the rest is just a death sentence

Recommended add ons:

Holding calls
mentions of Parsons not getting holding calls
pre snap penalties
reverses to CeeDee
running plays under 3 yards
Opponent touchdowns/sacks/turnovers
Mike calling a bad play in critical situations

What do you mean by "holding calls"

You mean, every time someone in here whines about Micah not getting a holding call we have to take a shot?

Nobody would survive the 1st quarter in a fame like that

 

[RodeoJake]

The idea is to get people drunk.

None of the stuff you said is likely to happen....

But in keeping with the spirit of the thought, one drink for every 10 yards of an Aubrey FG. That should do the trick by halftime

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

How about a shot for every 3 and out and a long island ice tea for every turnover . I would have to ask who won the next day .

 

[blueblood70]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

It's OK art the Cowboys already make people frustrated enough to drink on their own or if it's to a point where it's ridiculous and turning people into Alcoholics maybe they shouldn't watch the games anymore this is the best thing the best thing that ever happened to me I've seen the T-shirts Jerry makes me drink that kind of thing it was funny at first but if it does bother a person that much it makes you that frustrated irritated enough you're lashing out every day to people who don't even read these that no one's ever gonna see it like it means nothing but this is therapy if it's that bad maybe a lot of y'all just stop watching the games and stop talking about the Cowboys take a long three months off from never making another post or reading an article or watching a game and reboot next offseason will see you in february

 

[BoysForLife]

But in keeping with the spirit of the thought, one drink for every 10 yards of an Aubrey FG. That should do the trick by halftime

that's the spirit!

 

[BoysForLife]

It's OK art the Cowboys already make people frustrated enough to drink on their own or if it's to a point where it's ridiculous and turning people into Alcoholics maybe they shouldn't watch the games anymore this is the best thing the best thing that ever happened to me I've seen the T-shirts Jerry makes me drink that kind of thing it was funny at first but if it does bother a person that much it makes you that frustrated irritated enough you're lashing out every day to people who don't even read these that no one's ever gonna see it like it means nothing but this is therapy if it's that bad maybe a lot of y'all just stop watching the games and stop talking about the Cowboys take a long three months off from never making another post or reading an article or watching a game and reboot next offseason will see you in february

Bro at this point I don't even think folks are angry anymore.

It's more disgust than anger for me, and probably many others as well

But either way, we've all accepted it. All we can do is post these types of threads and have a laugh, or get something off our chest.

It's not life or death but it is kind of sickening and disappointing to see what has become of our once proud franchise. Pretending all is well or "searching for that silver lining" isn't going to make it better.

 

[CCBoy]

I just keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge, a salt shaker on the bar, and come here to read about the Cowboys.

 

[Polkton31]

Hell, with the way the Cowboys have played this season, I'm starting to think the single star on their helmet is a rating instead of a logo.

 

[ArtClink]

It's OK art the Cowboys already make people frustrated enough to drink on their own or if it's to a point where it's ridiculous and turning people into Alcoholics maybe they shouldn't watch the games anymore this is the best thing the best thing that ever happened to me I've seen the T-shirts Jerry makes me drink that kind of thing it was funny at first but if it does bother a person that much it makes you that frustrated irritated enough you're lashing out every day to people who don't even read these that no one's ever gonna see it like it means nothing but this is therapy if it's that bad maybe a lot of y'all just stop watching the games and stop talking about the Cowboys take a long three months off from never making another post or reading an article or watching a game and reboot next offseason will see you in february

As the great John Cleese liked to say “It was only a bit of fun”, not a serious topic.

 

[BoysForLife]

Hell, with the way the Cowboys have played this season, I'm starting to think the single star on their helmet is a rating instead of a logo.

well played, sir