New Cowboys Drinking Game

[PAPPYDOG]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

Here's another game idea..............

Every Dak interception takes 2 shots.
Every FG takes a shot.
Every sack takes a shot.
Every Dak fumble takes a shot.
By halftime, you will be passed out on the floor!

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Exactly.

Jerry picking his nose is enough just by itself to ensure everyone in here blacks our by the 3rd quarter..... the rest is just a death sentence

Recommended add ons:

Holding calls
mentions of Parsons not getting holding calls
pre snap penalties
reverses to CeeDee
running plays under 3 yards
Opponent touchdowns/sacks/turnovers
Mike calling a bad play in critical situations

What do you mean by "holding calls"

You mean, every time someone in here whines about Micah not getting a holding call we have to take a shot?

Nobody would survive the 1st quarter in a fame like that

 

[RodeoJake]

The idea is to get people drunk.

None of the stuff you said is likely to happen....

But in keeping with the spirit of the thought, one drink for every 10 yards of an Aubrey FG. That should do the trick by halftime

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

How about a shot for every 3 and out and a long island ice tea for every turnover . I would have to ask who won the next day .

 

[blueblood70]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

It's OK art the Cowboys already make people frustrated enough to drink on their own or if it's to a point where it's ridiculous and turning people into Alcoholics maybe they shouldn't watch the games anymore this is the best thing the best thing that ever happened to me I've seen the T-shirts Jerry makes me drink that kind of thing it was funny at first but if it does bother a person that much it makes you that frustrated irritated enough you're lashing out every day to people who don't even read these that no one's ever gonna see it like it means nothing but this is therapy if it's that bad maybe a lot of y'all just stop watching the games and stop talking about the Cowboys take a long three months off from never making another post or reading an article or watching a game and reboot next offseason will see you in february

 

[BoysForLife]

But in keeping with the spirit of the thought, one drink for every 10 yards of an Aubrey FG. That should do the trick by halftime

that's the spirit!

 

[BoysForLife]

It's OK art the Cowboys already make people frustrated enough to drink on their own or if it's to a point where it's ridiculous and turning people into Alcoholics maybe they shouldn't watch the games anymore this is the best thing the best thing that ever happened to me I've seen the T-shirts Jerry makes me drink that kind of thing it was funny at first but if it does bother a person that much it makes you that frustrated irritated enough you're lashing out every day to people who don't even read these that no one's ever gonna see it like it means nothing but this is therapy if it's that bad maybe a lot of y'all just stop watching the games and stop talking about the Cowboys take a long three months off from never making another post or reading an article or watching a game and reboot next offseason will see you in february

Bro at this point I don't even think folks are angry anymore.

It's more disgust than anger for me, and probably many others as well

But either way, we've all accepted it. All we can do is post these types of threads and have a laugh, or get something off our chest.

It's not life or death but it is kind of sickening and disappointing to see what has become of our once proud franchise. Pretending all is well or "searching for that silver lining" isn't going to make it better.

 

[CCBoy]

I just keep a bottle of tequila in the fridge, a salt shaker on the bar, and come here to read about the Cowboys.

 

[Polkton31]

Hell, with the way the Cowboys have played this season, I'm starting to think the single star on their helmet is a rating instead of a logo.

 

[ArtClink]

It's OK art the Cowboys already make people frustrated enough to drink on their own or if it's to a point where it's ridiculous and turning people into Alcoholics maybe they shouldn't watch the games anymore this is the best thing the best thing that ever happened to me I've seen the T-shirts Jerry makes me drink that kind of thing it was funny at first but if it does bother a person that much it makes you that frustrated irritated enough you're lashing out every day to people who don't even read these that no one's ever gonna see it like it means nothing but this is therapy if it's that bad maybe a lot of y'all just stop watching the games and stop talking about the Cowboys take a long three months off from never making another post or reading an article or watching a game and reboot next offseason will see you in february

As the great John Cleese liked to say “It was only a bit of fun”, not a serious topic.

 

[BoysForLife]

Hell, with the way the Cowboys have played this season, I'm starting to think the single star on their helmet is a rating instead of a logo.

well played, sir

 

[blueblood70]

As the great John Cleese liked to say “It was only a bit of fun”, not a serious topic.

And again I've seen the T-shirts and it used to be funny but again I come in here and say why do people have to come in and vent so much show so much anger and the ones that get me are the ones that say they're coming in here 'cause they've completely let the Cowboys go they no longer care and yet they post every day in a Cowboys named area it's like therapy it's inventing it's like they do think about the Cowboys they do care more they allow Jerry Jones to live rent free in their head enough that they start hate posts that already been started there's like 75 posts on fired the GM Jerry and they hate the quarterback and they can't wait for the quarterback to leave when he just got signed this stuff is annoying to some other fans like me and I'm gonna keep replying in kind...

Then my point was while it was meant to be funny it was sarcasm in there everybody knows about it again I've seen T-shirts I've seen memes yes Jerry Jones makes me drink the Cowboys make me drink or the coffee cup that says you can't hurt me any more than my Cowboys already have yes it's all funny but for those that it is serious that they really don't enjoy watching the Cowboys anymore which by the way I'm looking forward to Monday night to see at least the 1st 5 minutes of the game until it all falls off a Cliff I'm a real Cowboys fan I wanna watch the games and I hope they win games I don't care if they take I hope they get on a roll and I don't care if they end up with seven wins and it makes everybody mad that's the point here people wishing for losses and tanking and for bad things that happened to your quarterback or your owner if it's that bad go away find another hobby find another passion that's my point...

It truly is bad to a point where you need to be fat flat faced drunk in order to deal with the Cowboys seasons well we all may have a few drinks while watching the game but I'd say you have a bigger problem and you should probably stay away from watching Cowboys games you should also delete your account and wait till February and come back and we can talk about 2025...

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

I appreciate the effort in making it a game, but I'm just going to keep doing what I do right before kickoff.

 

[ArtClink]

I appreciate the effort in making it a game, but I'm just going to keep doing what I do right before kickoff.

That's hilarious!!

 

[Ironicalicon]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• The curtains are mentioned (hm games)
• The owner’s box is shown (2 shots if Jerry has already left)
• Sideline scuffle between our players (that’s coming)
• “12-5” is mentioned
• Our QB (whoever he is this week) says bad things about our ball club on the sidelines
• Gene Jones of Gene Jones Jeans is mentioned with regards to her amazing artwork collection (hm games)
• Jerry is interviewed and says “candidly”
• Jerry’s luxury yacht is mentioned
• Jerry is seen picking his nose (2 shots required)
• We score a TD (3 shots)
• Jerry or Stephen complains they’ve been outwitted by the salary cap
• Brady or Romo is one of the broadcasters
• “Most valuable franchise” is mentioned.
• A new revelation that the father of the year discovers there is another Jerry kid out there
• Troy Aikman says there’s a lot wrong in Jerry world

What are some others?

Drink every time the Cowboys score.

 

[Beastsfromthenfceast]

Drink every time the Cowboys score.

A great way to avoid a DUI .

 

[SlingBoy]

To get through the rest of this miserable season, here’s a new drinking game for fans. While watching the game, take a shot every time one of the items below happens.

• We score a TD (3 shots)

What are some others?

Look man, the object of this is to get hammered to dull the pain. The 3 shots needs to be moved to something more realistic.

 

[Bagman]

If Aubrey is short on one of his attempts, we gotta down the whole bottle.

Hint .... ain't ever gonna happen

 

[Buzzbait]

If Aubrey is short on one of his attempts, we gotta down the whole bottle.

Hint .... ain't ever gonna happen

 

[Whirlwin]

These people can’t pay attention when they’re not drinking.