New Special Forces unit

[WV Cowboy]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These are Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and Texas boys who will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by the end of January.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Gee, that was fast, ... I knew it was off-topic but I thought it might stay on the main board long enough for a few people to actually read it.

Other crap does.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Depends when it gets caught and what the topic is.

I must have caught yours right after you posted it, and since it had nothing at all to do with football, let alone the cowboys, it got moved quickly.

Plus I am mad that WVU choked last night to marshall so I am taking it out on YOU!

 

[WV Cowboy]

Depends when it gets caught and what the topic is.

I must have caught yours right after you posted it, and since it had nothing at all to do with football, let alone the cowboys, it got moved quickly.

Plus I am mad that WVU choked last night to marshall so I am taking it out on YOU!

Did you watch that crap ?

I told my brother that I need to quit watching sports, .. in the last few minutes of the game, I could have hit someone in the head with a brick, or I could have jumped out the window.

It's how I feel when the squeelers win.

 

[Yeagermeister]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These are Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and Texas boys who will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by the end of January.

There are rednecks everywhere not just in the mentioned states

 

[WV Cowboy]

There are rednecks everywhere not just in the mentioned states

Sign'em up !