I grew up on Star Trek. I would get home from school, turn on the television, and watch Kirk outwit Klingons and women's inhibitions every weekday afternoon.
Those were the good ole days. The days of syndication, when network affiliates PAID for the broadcast rights to Paramount or NBC or whoever to show Trek. The old defunct UPN network even launched with Star Trek: Voyager years later and I still didn't pay for Trek. Yep. I was spoiled. Now I must pay for Trek. The future sure didn't turn out like I thought it would back when I was a kid.
I wish it was the far future. I wish I had a replicator. I wish I could replicate a stick, find the money-grubbing genius who dreamed up CBS All-Access rights to this new Trek series, and stick that stick right up their I love family friendly CowboysZone so much I won't finish that though.
But I do wish I had a photon torpedo, maximum yield...