SoTex
Giddy Up
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A guy is sitting at a bar in New York City
. He looks at his watch several times in the space of a few
minutes.
A woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
No," he replies, "I have this new state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The guy explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it
says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The guy smirks, taps his watch and says, " friggin
thing's running about an hour fast, Can I buy you a drink"
. He looks at his watch several times in the space of a few
minutes.
A woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date
running late?"
No," he replies, "I have this new state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's
so special about it?"
The guy explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it
says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"
The guy smirks, taps his watch and says, " friggin
thing's running about an hour fast, Can I buy you a drink"
