Newborn Only Stops Crying When Watching Cowboys

[MileyDancer]

That's right, i"d rather watch more terrorism, violence, politics etc.

You should just quit watching the news then.

 

[cowboys2233]

That's great and all, but is that really news-worthy?

Seriously?

 

[MileyDancer]

Seriously?

Yeah. You butthurt, or what? Why is this important? Quit acting like i wished death upon the baby.

 

[cowboys2233]

Yeah. You butthurt, or what? Why is this important? Quit acting like i wished death upon the baby.

Gotcha -- the fact that you used the term "butthurt" is all I need to know. Goodbye.

 

[MileyDancer]

Gotcha -- the fact that you used the term "butthurt" is all I need to know. Goodbye.

Congrats. Do you want a ******* cookie, or what?

 

[Ranching]

You should just quit watching the news then.

 

[JoeKing]

lesson learned... watching the Cowboys is pacifying

 

[Ranching]

I guess it is news worthy, it was just posted on Foxnews.com. Now the whole world can watch this story.

 

[dallasdave]

 

[dallasdave]

FORT WORTH, Texas - Parents try just about anything to keep their newborn baby calm. But one couple in Fort Worth is finding their daughter only tolerates one thing: the Dallas Cowboys.

After two heart surgeries, it's not surprising that 3-month-old Lola Catron cries a lot. But it isn't the colorful, playful toys that calm her down. And those happy, active kid shows just won't cut it either. But the moment Dak, Zeke and Dez hit the field, Lola is happy.

http://www.fox4news.com/news/228387636-story

Everyone should watch the Cowboys.

 

[dallasdave]

Prayers for that sweet little Angel, but I gotta say she reminds me of me when I see a Double meat/Double cheese Whataburger.

 

[cowboys2233]

Congrats. Do you want a ******* cookie, or what?

No, I want you to sit in the corner and hush up like a good little boy. That's right, despite the fact that you are immature and ignorant and should probably punch yourself in the face each morning as restitution, I STILL think there is good in you somewhere!