Newman Milking Foot Injury (weird Mosley blurb)

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After reading about Cowboys cornerback Terence Newman's bout with plantar fasciitis, Dennis Smith (not the Broncos great) wrote in with a possible cure:

"I have the cure for Newman's foot," Smith writes, "and he HAS to start and play well this year! A year ago, I worked at a goat farm where Grace (the owner of Grace Harbor Farms) created a lotion because she had plantar fasciitis and it worked!

I have a ruptured disk in my back and presto, no back pains. People can't get enough of it up in the Northwest.

We have to get Newman to at least try it. The secret is the MSM, the essential oils, and the goats milk cream (and a little inspiration). This is too important...just think if it works, what a great story it will make."
Thanks,
Dennis (lifetime Cowboys fan and appreciator of goats)

Dennis, I will forward this information to Newman today. I'm not sure whether he's an "appreciator of goats," but he'll probably try anything at this point.
Back with some thoughts on the Patriots in a few moments.
(Photo: AP Photo/Steve Matteo)


Gotta be a joke, right?

 

[stealth]

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Jesus Christ on a side car! What's the deal, does Mosley have interests in Grace Harbor Farms or is it just Grace?

That was about as shameless a plug as I've ever seen.

:laugh2:

 

[dargonking999]

omg that goat looks so sexy

i think i want it to have my kids

 

[Yeagermeister]

Is it approved my the nfl? :laugh1:

 

[Bull Frog]

I wonder if Grace can play press coverage? We should look into this.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

omg that goat looks so sexy

i think i want it to have my kids

Got your boots? :laugh1:

 

[firehawk350]

I'm not sure that anyone should be quoting anyone that is self-described as a "goat appreciator"

 

[superpunk]

Dennis (lifetime Cowboys fan and appreciator of goats)

I just found my new sig.

 

[firehawk350]

I wonder if Grace can play press coverage? We should look into this.

Well word is the goat can run with just about any receiver in the league but has problems with possession receivers due to a glenn-esque height of about 3'10" with only a 20 inch vertical. The jury's still out if he's good in run support...

 

[Rampage]

Well word is the goat can run with just about any receiver in the league but has problems with possession receivers due to a glenn-esque height of about 3'10" with only a 20 inch vertical. The jury's still out if he's good in run support...

that was kinda funny coming from a cross-dressing pig

 

[MapleLeaf]

omg that goat looks so sexy

i think i want it to have my kids

... is a boy.

 

[dargonking999]

... is a boy.

and....




:

 

[ethiostar]

omg that goat looks so sexy

i think i want it to have my kids

:laugh1: good one dragon!

 

[Mr Cowboy]

Laugh all you want, but actually MSM really works. It got rid of my tennis elbow, and arthritis. You can get the lotion at any GNC, Sams or Costco.

MSM was devolped by vets for treatment of inflamation of tendons and ligaments on race horses. A trainer discovered that while applying the cream to the horses, his arthritis dissappeared.

I am serious, this stuff works.

 

[1fisher]

that was kinda funny coming from a cross-dressing pig

thank you for causing coca-cola to spew on my screen!......

 

[Doomsday101]

Down here in the South this picture could be considered Porn.

 

[Colo]

(lifetime Cowboys fan and appreciator of goats)

disturbing

 

[Vintage]

Well word is the goat can run with just about any receiver in the league but has problems with possession receivers due to a glenn-esque height of about 3'10" with only a 20 inch vertical. The jury's still out if he's good in run support...

Carlos Rogers starts for your team.

You lose.

Start. EndLife. Ok.

 

[zeromaster]

Moseley's either drinking or smoking this stuff on the side. Hell, maybe both...

Don't get started on goats; Fuzzy'll be all over us for animal abuse.