NFL All-Jerk Team

[MarionBarberThe4th]

QB - Tom Brady - So phony
RB - Brandon Jacobs - More obvious than Lebron for MVP
FB - Madison Hedgecock - Girls first name, and unfortunate last name doesnt help. But campaigning for the pro-bowl is tacky.
WR - Randy Moss, Terrel Owens - Probably fair that neither has a ring
TE - Jeremy Shockey - He has a ring . David Buehler needs to get a hold on his universe
LT- Flozell - We can say it now
LG - Max Unger - I couldnt think of one so Ill go w/ this guy
C - Andre Gurode - More goofy than ******y
RG - Chris Snee - Has a ******y face
RT - Andre Smith - No one told you to take your shirt off at the combine you showoff



DE - Umenyiora - If your going to have your own 5-hour energy drink commercial you should at least be a starter. Also, have you seen his "Cribs" episode? The guy almost whacked it in his elevator
DT-Tank Johnson - Way more famous than his play would indicate. That got him signed by two teams though
DT - Albert Haynesworth - If hes released Dan Snyder will hear of it via PFT.com and run immediately to his PS3 and check Madden to see his player rating. If that checks out he will make him a big offer
DE - Vernon Gholston - If youre gonna look that scary you should scare someone once in a while

OLB - James Harrison - The media seems to be afraid to get into who this guy is
MLB - Brian Urlacher - If Demarcus Ware brought Paris Hilton to a Cowboys game Id be so bummed
OLB - Shawne Merriman - His best moment in years was on Total Access, other than that its been all bad

CB - Antonio Cromartie - If your going to have 9 kids by 12 different women at least dont call them mistakes afterwards. Maybe say you kinda like them or something
FS - Brain Dawkins - Maybe stop tackling w/ your head, k thnx
SS - Laron Landry - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
CB- Pac Man -


Kicker - All of them except Buehler and Vinateiri
Punter - AJ Trapaso - Still dont see what he got out of doing what he did

Coach - Belicheat/Josh McDaniels


Owner - Uhh..... Nevermind

 

[Rynie]

Funny thread. I think I hate Shockey more than anyone. I'd pay thousands for Kimbo Slice to **** him up! Real talk. I agree on Tom Brady. Anyone who leaves a woman, while she's pregnant, is def. a big bottle of Summer's Eve!!

 

[T-RO]

VanderJerk is the kicker
Leaf is the QB
But I think your list is stout otherwise.

 

[Hostile]

Brady over RuthlessRaper or Vick? Not IMO.

 

[casmith07]

CB - DeAngelo Hall.
WR - DeSean "Sting They ***" Jackson
QB - "Gentle" Ben Ruthlessraper
C - Shaun O'Hara because he plays for the Giants.

 

[67CowboysFan]

CB - DeAngelo Hall.
WR - DeSean "Sting They ***" Jackson
QB - "Gentle" Ben Ruthlessraper
C - Shaun O'Hara because he plays for the Giants.

Stinger Jackson should be nominated for the best comedy act in the NFL. After getting shut down he makes a statement like that only to come back the following week and get shut down again.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Brady over RuthlessRaper or Vick? Not IMO.

Its for ****** bags. Those guys are sub-human and take the fun out of it. Theres no charm in their unlikeablity. They ruin your mood thinking about them. Like Leonard Little.

 

[SaltwaterServr]

WR - OchoCinco. C'mon man, use the name you were born with and don't make it into some ******bag marketing ploy.
TE - Cooley. Man put a picture up of his little buddy. Not cool.
TE - Shockey. He has 2 SB rings.
QB -Ruthlessraper, backed up by Vick.
DT's - Williams x2. Nice to have friends the legislature to make sure you don't get suspended.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

WR - OchoCinco. C'mon man, use the name you were born with and don't make it into some ******bag marketing ploy.
TE - Cooley. Man put a picture up of his little buddy. Not cool.
TE - Shockey. He has 2 SB rings.
QB -Ruthlessraper, backed up by Vick.
DT's - Williams x2. Nice to have friends the legislature to make sure you don't get suspended.

I think Shockey sold his 1st ring or something b/c he was bitter. Eli played better w/o him in the lineup anyway.

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[TellerMorrow34]

I think Shockey sold his 1st ring or something b/c he was bitter. Eli played better w/o him in the lineup anyway.

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You'd have to be a pretty stupid amount of bitter to do something like that.

 

[AdamJT13]

CB - Antonio Cromartie - If your going to have 9 kids by 12 different women

I didn't even know that was possible.

 

[Suave]

I didn't even know that was possible.

I have read that he actually has seven kids by six different women living in 5 different states, and he has been named in at least five paternity tests in the past two years. This man is only 26 years old. He needs to get a vasectomy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Cromartie

 

[Suave]

Maybe I am missing something here (and it is early in the morning, so I am not fully awake), but I do not think it is possible to have 9 children by 12 different women. However, it is possible to have 12 children by 9 different women. Someone, please correct me if I am wrong.

I am going back to sleep.

 

[DallasEast]

"What?? 'Nine kids by twelve women'? Get outta here! Where did you read that? 'Cowboyszone'? Never heard of it. Listen, I gotta go! I just spotted by newest baby mama! HEY KIM! WAIT UP!"

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

one woman pumped out some legs and arms, the other pumped out the rest of the body...attach them....VOILA!

 

[burmafrd]

If being a jerk is their behavior then why is Gurode and Flo on this list?

 

[Signals]

Maybe I am missing something here (and it is early in the morning, so I am not fully awake), but I do not think it is possible to have 9 children by 12 different women. However, it is possible to have 12 children by 9 different women. Someone, please correct me if I am wrong.

I am going back to sleep.

It could happen if three of them were either aborted or still born.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

If being a jerk is their behavior then why is Gurode and Flo on this list?

The original criteria wasnt to be a jerk. It was to resemble the characteristics of a female product.

Flo fits, Gurode doesnt really but he annoys me sometimes.

It could happen if three of them were either aborted or still born.

You guys are over thinking it

 

[Cowboy Brian]

whatd max hunger do to you

 

[Wrangler87]

CB - Antonio Cromartie - If your going to have 9 kids by 12 different women at least dont call them mistakes afterwards. Maybe say you kinda like them or something

That is a classic.