Hot_Toddy
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I just decided to put this together for fun, add more if you wish.....
The NFL announced a list of possible teams and locations for upcoming overseas games. The NFL, trying to gain a new fan base from foreign locations, is attempting to match each team with the best location for new fans. The list, along with the reasonings are as follows....
Falcons - China: The Falcons keep falling apart just like the toys that are manufactured there.
Eagles - India: A league source reminded the commish that, "they worship rats there."
Giants - North Korea: They talk tough and think they are big, but everyone knows they're just a split-second away from pulling the trigger and blowing themselves entirely off of the map.
Patriots - Russia: To remind them how superpowers fall. Also, the patriots may be able to use the existing spy satellites still circling the globe.
Commanders - Iraq: Perfect matching of team and fan base. The NFL is counting on Santana Moss to show the nations capital how to pull yourself out. However, the NFL may extend the Commanders' stay there because, as everyone knows, "It's not usually safe to just "pull-out." Just like our troops stationed in Iraq, the Commanders are only allowed to play Defense as well.
Rams - Mexico: The NFL believes the Rams organization should be able to hire locals for a couple-of-bucks to play offensive line.
Dolphins - Jamaica: The NFL has announced Ricky Williams will be allowed to play in this game. There will also be a temporary lift on the banned substances rule so the Dolphins can get together for a post-game "Ricky Williams" type of party. The reasoning: So the dolphins can laugh hysterically after yet another loss. "It should uplift their spirits a bit", says a league source.
Other games are still being decided.
The NFL announced a list of possible teams and locations for upcoming overseas games. The NFL, trying to gain a new fan base from foreign locations, is attempting to match each team with the best location for new fans. The list, along with the reasonings are as follows....
Falcons - China: The Falcons keep falling apart just like the toys that are manufactured there.
Eagles - India: A league source reminded the commish that, "they worship rats there."
Giants - North Korea: They talk tough and think they are big, but everyone knows they're just a split-second away from pulling the trigger and blowing themselves entirely off of the map.
Patriots - Russia: To remind them how superpowers fall. Also, the patriots may be able to use the existing spy satellites still circling the globe.
Commanders - Iraq: Perfect matching of team and fan base. The NFL is counting on Santana Moss to show the nations capital how to pull yourself out. However, the NFL may extend the Commanders' stay there because, as everyone knows, "It's not usually safe to just "pull-out." Just like our troops stationed in Iraq, the Commanders are only allowed to play Defense as well.
Rams - Mexico: The NFL believes the Rams organization should be able to hire locals for a couple-of-bucks to play offensive line.
Dolphins - Jamaica: The NFL has announced Ricky Williams will be allowed to play in this game. There will also be a temporary lift on the banned substances rule so the Dolphins can get together for a post-game "Ricky Williams" type of party. The reasoning: So the dolphins can laugh hysterically after yet another loss. "It should uplift their spirits a bit", says a league source.
Other games are still being decided.
