NFL Uniforms, Rank Them In Order

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Which uniforms do you think are the best looking, which the worst? I am going to rank all 32 teams in order of preference. But there are not restrictions on your opinions here. My opinions are all going to be based on the teams dark jerseys and will take into account the logos on the helmet, etc.

1. Dallas Cowboys. No doubt about it. The star is iconic and the blue and silver are a great combination.

2. Oakland Raiders. Silver and black is a great combination.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers. Yellow is an underrated color in a lot of ways. The Steelers yellow pants against the black jersey is a great look.

4. Indianapolis Colts. I like simple logos a lot and that horseshoe against a white helmet is classic. I hate logos that are letters for the most part. No imagination. The blue and white look is old school.

5. Washington Commanders. I can't stand them or their racist mascot name, but their uniforms, especially the helmet color, is classic.

6. Miami Dolphins. I am not a fan of teal green or orange, but there is something very compelling about the Dolphins colors together. Great mascot logo I think.

7. San Francisco 49ers. Not a fan of gold as a football color but their combos work well. I like the brighter red better than I thought I would.

8. New York Giants. The main thing I like is the blue of the helmet. Very sharp color and the look is old school classic.

9. New Orleans Saints. I have always liked the black and gold look and the fleur de lis on the helmet is really a great logo in my opinion.

10. Philadelphia Eagles. Liked their old brighter green better, but the color combos and the logo are really good.

11. San Diego Chargers. At one time they were too much like the Rams with the blue and yellow. They should go back to the royal blue. I know Berman likes their old powder blue uniforms but the unis of the Air Coryell days were their best. Good colors. Great logo.

12. Minnesota Vikings. Love the helmet logo. Purple is a very good color and as I have said yellow is under rated. Classic.

13. Kansas City Chiefs. I am not a red fan, but their red and yellow is eye catching and I like it. The logo is good and their overall look is very good.

14. Chicago Bears. I hate the logo, but you can't argue with how old school NFL the rest of the Bears look is. Their uniforms still say Monsters of the Midway to me.

15. Green Bay Packers. Boring logo. Everything else is classic. But if not the letter for the logo what? A sausage? So I get it. Green and yellow is a good combo.

16. Houston Texans. I like the logo, but it gets lost on their helmet. They really ought to consider and all white helmet and I think the red jerseys with white pants would be better. They are almost there but they miss the boat.

17. Buffalo Bills. I could have them a lot higher than this and I used to. But the Bills seem to have gone stale in their look. Still like the helmet logo. Just feel like something is missing.

18. Tennessee Titans. I loved the old Luv Ya Blue Oilers uniforms. I still like the colors. That logo sucks.

19. Detroit Lions. The logo is great. Blue and silver works as we know. The blue they use just screams soft. It reminds me of the word pastel which just sounds like a woman would choose it for a wedding reception color. They should go with a darker blue but not as dark as ours.

20. Jacksonville Jaguars. Do the letters P and U make the point?

21. New York Jets. I used to like the football logo on the white helmet. Kelly clean as the main color is okay, but there isn't much imagination for their look.

22. St. Louis Rams. You know what? At one time when the Rams had their royal blue and bright yellow I'd have had them a lot higher. In fact I'd call them one of the best. But the Navy blue and gold is a wreck. They do get some credit for me for being the first team ever to have a helmet logo and it hasn't changed in all these years nor should it. The ram horns are great.

23. New England Patriots. I do like their red jerseys and white pants but the silver helmet is dumb and that logo sucks.

24. Carolina Panthers. Can you say copy the Patriots logo? Good colors but the wrong application I guess.

25. Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The new uniforms are better than those old orange things. Other than that, not good.

26. Denver Broncos. I used to like their old orange uniforms but hated the helmet. Now I like the helmet logo but hate the uniforms.

27. Cincinnati Bengals. I still say these look like clown uniforms. The tiger stripes on the helmet remind me of those bad leopard outfits women used to wear.

28. Arizona Cardinals. It's bad enough that the team's original colors and jerseys were rented, but to stick with it and that horrible mascot for decade after decade of losing. Makes no sense to me at all. I live in Arizona. We don't identify with cardinals.

29. Altanta Falcons. A black logo on a black helmet is genius. [/sarcasm] All black because of a mediocre head coach who thought he was Johnny Cash and wore all black? Looked a lot better in red.

30. Baltimore Ravens. Almost a complete lack of imagination. Bad logo. They look a little better in purple than in black, but neither one is very good.

31. Seattle Seahawks. Nike did not improve their look enough to suit me, but it did move them up one spot. That is how bad their look is. They should offset the pants color or do something. They look like odd pajamas out there.

32. Cleveland Browns. First of all the mascot name is boring as hell. I have huge respect for the fans of this team who are loyal despite ugly colors, unimaginative mascot name, and less than acceptable results.




Yes, yes I was bored. How did you guess?
 
it is probably a generational thing but I disagree with half your list, especially pitt(way down, mustard yellow and black, really?) carolina(way up), Commanders(down), green bay(down), and ravens and falcons way way up
 
Chargers (powder blue) should be higher. Steelers and Packers should be lower.
 
My favorite uniforms are the Steelers, Raiders, Packers, Panthers and Bears.

The worst are Vikings because anyone who wears purple while playing football should be ridiculed. The Ravens are predominantly black and have a nice logo to help compensate for their purple, though I'm still not crazy about it. I really dislike the Seahawks, Jaguars and Texans as well.

While I love the star, I feel our uniforms as a whole are pretty average. They are simple but it's almost a "forced" kind of simple and we have an odd color scheme that doesn't match well. The Eagles have mismatched colors as well as their helmet and jersey are different shades if green (they need to go back to their old, brighter shade of green). The Bucs have a poor color scheme as well, you don't need six different colors on your uniforms.

One more thing: Denver needs to go back to their classic uniforms. I hate the ones they switched to in 1997. I loved the bright orange/blue combo, one of my all-time favorites along with the Chargers' powder blue and the classic Rams uniforms.

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Ehh.

1) Dallas.

32) Tie, 31 other teams.

33) Pittsburgh 2012 throwback.

34) GB's 2011 throwback.
 
i dont see how the jaguars arent the worse uniform in the league! followed closely by the panthers and bengals! maybe im just a traditionalist, but i prefer simple uniforms. i actually like the browns uniform. and i agree silver and black is a GREAT combination!
 
1)Cowboys
2)Raiders
3)Falcons
4)Pitt
5)Carolina
6)Dolphins
7)KC
8)patriots
9)eagles
10)Texans
11)bengals
12)Colts
13)green bay
14)SF
15)tampa bay
16)NY Gbags
17)saints
18)titans
19)cards
20)rams
21)vikings
22)bears
23)skins
24)jags
25)jets
26)ravens
27)bills
28)lions
29)chargers
30)broncos
31)seahawks
32)Browns
 
Dallas' helmet is tops, but their hodgepodge of royal blue, navy blue, aquamarine pants and silver is far from #1. It looks like a blind man threw it together late for work..

Get rid of the aquamarine pants and make the royal blue match the helmet blue and we're back to number 1....
 
I'd put the Saints at #2. Love that black and gold. When they wear the black tops with black pants too that looks real nice.
 
Gonna do a top 8, bottom 8 with the rest in the middle:

Top 8:

Cowboys
Saints
Chiefs
Raiders
49ers
Cardinals
Bucs
Bears

Bottom 8:
Broncos
Dolphins
Commanders
Patriots
Packers
Bengals
Seahawks
Rams
 
Sure the Boys are #1 - being at a game when they come out on the field sends chills up my spine every time. That uniform just bellows out "we are the Cowboys, we are like no other team, we are the class of the NFL"

No way that ugly Commanders uniform should be anywhere except in the bottom 5.

I would put the Ravens higher than the OP

The real ugly ones are:
Packers
Panthers
Browns
Bengals
Commanders
Texans
Seahawks
Jets
 
top 5

1. Cowboys (when they were their blues)
2. Ravens
3. Raiders
4. Bears
5. Packers

Worse 5

1. Browns
2. Lions
3. Seattle
4. Bengals
5. Bills
 
Of course Dallas is #1

My next favs are any team that hasn't changed their unis. I just prefer the classics. Every team should go back to them.

My least favs are any of the new unis and all one color with the exception of Indy. I can't stand the all black or all red unis.
 
I like you guys' uniforms because they're crisp and clean. Most any team that follows that guideline is okay with me. (GB, Indy, Oakland) I hate this trend of curved stripes on the pants. Besides the number font, the curved, and tapered stripe is probably my biggest pet peeve about the Cardinals unis. I always loved our Busch stadium era unis. Classic! Oh, and I hate the eagles unis. The throwbacks they broke out 2 years ago were very nice, but the Hefty Bag colored green and that wing that looks like it was drawn by a 6 year old are awful.
 

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